CrosshairCollie Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: OK' date=' so why a fence?[/quote'] Well, I couldn't find any umbrage, so I had to take a fence. NT: What's with the sheep outfit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What's with the sheep outfit? I was born to be baaaad, born to be baaad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What's with the sheep outfit? Little Red Riding Hood knows I'm not Grandma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What's with the sheep outfit? My aunt made it. My dad says I have to wear it. I hate Christmas. NT: Blackmail material overheard at the Christmas party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "It's only stealing if I get caught, heheheh....hey, who's over there?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Power is knowing where the bodies are buried. Here's the URL to the map." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat So a pay rise and a promotion and your wife never finds out which secreatries you made pregnant, which ones you are still seeing and your secret life as a transvestite spy. NT: To dream the mundane dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: To dream the mundane dream To defeat the defeatable foe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: To dream the mundane dream To dance drunk, and have no demons arise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: To dream the mundane dream To go to the accountant'sa convention and actually spend all your time disucssing accounting. NT: Signs you've chosen the wrong Secret Identity for yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Well if it isn't "Cape caught in his zipper man!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you've chosen the wrong Secret Identity for yourself. Look, I work Monday to Saturday, and I'm in the office from 8am to 7pm. I've got a wife and a kid. If you insist on committing crimes, I'd appreciate it if you did so after 9:30 pm and before midnight, or late Sunday afternoons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Say Clark if you take off those glasses and we are turn around perhaps Superman will suddenly appear and take on the bad guys ? NT: Find me somebody to love (So I'm riffing off a Queen song. Deal with it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Find me somebody to love (So I'm riffing off a Queen song. Deal with it) Meet Inflatable Edna, your plastic pal who's fun to be with! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Say Clark if you take off those glasses and we are turn around perhaps Superman will suddenly appear and take on the bad guys ? NT: Find me somebody to love I'd send over the Care Tribbles, but the Klingons would probably nuke them. You should have seen the numbers of pieces they chopped Baby Bop iinto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Find me somebody to love (So I'm riffing off a Queen song. Deal with it) This is Helen of Troy, She someone I dug up just for you. NT:Fantasy elements you'd like to see in the real world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT:Fantasy elements you'd like to see in the real world. I want to kill people I dislike and take their stuff, and gain power from doing so, all with no social or spiritual consequences. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT:Fantasy elements you'd like to see in the real world. That good triumphs over evil clearly, obviously, and on a timescale that everyone can perceive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Universe was created for the amusement of the Creator -- who is willing to admit to it. NT: You know you're in trouble when THIS is the first voice you hear after you die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You know you're in trouble when THIS is the first voice you hear after you die. Porky Pig, saying "[Trademark extended stuttering] That's all, folks!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You know you're in trouble when THIS is the first voice you hear after you die. Hi, I'm G_d. All of that stuff about forgiveness? It required you to sincerely repent every sin, not out of fear of punishment or guilt or dumb obedience, but out of a genuine understanding of why what you did was sinful. I was serious about not masturbating, and the Catholics were dead right about the eternal torture bit. Bye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hi this is Josef Stalin. I defeated God in the last election. NT: Lame *** holiday greetings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Lame *** holiday greetings. Happy Taking-The-Gifts-Back-To-WalMart-The-Day-After Christmas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Lame *** holiday greetings. Happy Hate the Liberals day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Here's a lump of coal. Merry ****ing Christmas, you whiny brat. NT: Signs you're seeing a fake psychiatrist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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