death tribble Posted July 28, 2021 Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 15 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Pick-up lines for pirates. Care to hold my booty ? NT: What is better than sliced bread ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 28, 2021 Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 A date with a pirate. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 28, 2021 Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 To crush your enemies -- See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women! death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 28, 2021 Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 4 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: What is better than sliced bread ? Sliced Banana Bread. NT: Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Mascot of the sport of Curling) couldn't get in to see any of the Olympic events live after all. What does he do with his time while stranded in Tokyo for 21+ days? death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 28, 2021 Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 36 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Mascot of the sport of Curling) couldn't get in to see any of the Olympic events live after all. What does he do with his time while stranded in Tokyo for 21+ days? Hire out as a fetish object model for some anime project. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 29, 2021 Report Share Posted July 29, 2021 Lots and lots of sushi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 29, 2021 Report Share Posted July 29, 2021 Train surf on the Bullet Train NT: What happens in the new Suicide Squad movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 29, 2021 Report Share Posted July 29, 2021 ... stays in the new Suicide Squad movie. (What?!?) Pariah and death tribble 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 29, 2021 Report Share Posted July 29, 2021 5 hours ago, death tribble said: What happens in the new Suicide Squad movie The camera spends approximately 67% of the time focused on Margot Robbie's chest. Which is fine, because the rest of the movie is completely unwatchable. BoloOfEarth and death tribble 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 18 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: What happens in the new Suicide Squad movie Exactly what happened in the last Suicide Squad movie. NT: World's Worst Supervillain Disguises. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 Thanos pretending to be Darkseid or Darkseid pretending to be Thanos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 8 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: World's Worst Supervillain Disguises. 45th president of the United States of America. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 3, 2021 Report Share Posted August 3, 2021 As your arch nemesis. NT: Best place to wait out the end of the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 3, 2021 Report Share Posted August 3, 2021 29 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Best place to wait out the end of the universe. Here, of course. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 3, 2021 Report Share Posted August 3, 2021 Pripyat. It already had the disaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 3, 2021 Report Share Posted August 3, 2021 2 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Best place to wait out the end of the universe. Dr. C's Irish Whiskey & Mud Wrasslin' Emporium New Topic: Why did the VIPER Agent cross the road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 4, 2021 Report Share Posted August 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Why did the VIPER Agent cross the road? Because his Nest Leader would shoot him if he didn't. Unfortunately for the poor schmoe, he gets shot anyway when the Champions attack. But hey -- at least he had a good Dental Plan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 4, 2021 Report Share Posted August 4, 2021 15 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Why did the VIPER Agent cross the road? So he could double-cross it later..... BoloOfEarth and Pariah 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 4, 2021 Report Share Posted August 4, 2021 23 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Why did the VIPER Agent cross the road? A new bar opened right across the street from the Nest, and he heard there was better food there. NT: The Daily Special at the VIPER Cafeteria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 4, 2021 Report Share Posted August 4, 2021 Green Arrow's world famous chili: https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Green_Arrow's_Chili?file=Green_Arrow's_Chili_01.jpg tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 5, 2021 Report Share Posted August 5, 2021 4 hours ago, Pariah said: Green Arrow's world famous chili: https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Green_Arrow's_Chili?file=Green_Arrow's_Chili_01.jpg OT: Someone needs to send me that recipe in recipe form. I want to see if I'm person enough to eat that chili. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 5, 2021 Report Share Posted August 5, 2021 16 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: The Daily Special at the VIPER Cafeteria. Viper Nest soup. It's just soup with a fancy name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 6, 2021 Report Share Posted August 6, 2021 Skow Chow - essentially what they were able to get from their latest expedition. NT: What is VIPER'S latest plan and how will it fail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 6, 2021 Report Share Posted August 6, 2021 No-one knows. See all those that were told the plan were then shot to prevent them from talking about it leaving no-one able to carry it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 6, 2021 Report Share Posted August 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Asperion said: NT: What is VIPER'S latest plan and how will it fail? Kidnap one of the contestants on So You Think You Can Dance and replace with a VIPER robot constructed to look like an exact duplicate. The robot is to be programmed with a series of dance moves that will have a hypnotic effect on the audience, rendering them susceptible to mind control. The plan ultimately fails because the agents in charge of constructing and programming the robot can't dance any better than they can do anything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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