Michael Hopcroft Posted August 6, 2021 Report Share Posted August 6, 2021 4 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: What is VIPER'S latest plan and how will it fail? It involves killing off Foxbat and the Black Harlequin to get the world to think of them as heroes. It fails because the first people to learn about it are Foxbat and Black Harlequin, who don't like the targets on their backs. NT" Subtle signs you've messed with Superman for the very last time. (Difficulty: neither you nor Superman end up dead.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 6, 2021 Report Share Posted August 6, 2021 11 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs you've messed with Superman for the very last time. (Difficulty: neither you nor Superman end up dead.) He looks at you solemnly and declares, "You know what? We're done here. As of this moment, you are no longer my problem. Creeper, he's all yours." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 6, 2021 Report Share Posted August 6, 2021 49 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: It involves killing off Foxbat and the Black Harlequin to get the world to think of them as heroes. It fails because the first people to learn about it are Foxbat and Black Harlequin, who don't like the targets on their backs. NT" Subtle signs you've messed with Superman for the very last time. (Difficulty: neither you nor Superman end up dead.) He ends up throwing you all the way to Mars because you revealed his (and Batman's) secret identities to Lex Luthor (and everybody else) at a public event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 8, 2021 Report Share Posted August 8, 2021 Having played one too many jokes, he finds a new home for you - on the Moon. NT: You are on a tour of jurassic park. How do you spend the night after all the dinosaurs break out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 8, 2021 Report Share Posted August 8, 2021 On a plane to Tahiti, ideally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 8, 2021 Report Share Posted August 8, 2021 Taking bets on Dino bronco riding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 On 8/8/2021 at 8:39 AM, Asperion said: NT: You are on a tour of jurassic park. How do you spend the night after all the dinosaurs break out? Setting out signs pointing to where the lawyers are. NT: Jurassic creatures unknown to science because they left no fossils. (This probably means they have no bones or shell.) Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Cancer said: NT: Jurassic creatures unknown to science because they left no fossils. (This probably means they have no bones or shell.) Jellyfish Rex, a 50-foot tall gelatinous mass with a stinger big enough to eviscerate a fully-grown man - if humans had existed in the Jurassic age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 Reptillian Sapiens. Because they evolved and left the planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 7 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Jurassic creatures unknown to science because they left no fossils. (This probably means they have no bones or shell.) Keith Richards. New Topic: Strange colors to find in a box of Crayola crayons. Cancer and BoloOfEarth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 10 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Strange colors to find in a box of Crayola crayons. Lithium flare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 3 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Strange colors to find in a box of Crayola crayons. A color nobody can identify that was brought back by NASA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 The Colour Out of Space NT: Odd things in the Climate Change report Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 23 hours ago, death tribble said: The Colour Out of Space NT: Odd things in the Climate Change report There is an attachment - the exoplanet list. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 On 8/11/2021 at 9:15 AM, death tribble said: NT: Odd things in the Climate Change report Good news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 On 8/11/2021 at 8:15 AM, death tribble said: NT: Odd things in the Climate Change report Coupons for $5 off an oil change at BP NT: Other things you get when you haul sixteen tons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 2 hours ago, Cancer said: NY: Other things you get when you haul sixteen tons. A citation for crashing into the side of the feed store in downtown Pagosa Springs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Laughed at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 14 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Other things you get when you haul sixteen tons. Onehell of a backache. NT: Subtle signs the US is about to lose yet another war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 17 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Onehell of a backache. NT: Subtle signs the US is about to lose yet another war. They don't even worry about mobilizing their military. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 The Stars and Stripes has been bleached to show white stars on a white background with alternating white stripes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 6 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the US is about to lose yet another war. They've chosen a small, gifted but emotionally-stunted 12-year-old as our chief commander. New Topic: Subtle signs that Michael Hopcroft has had enough of your crap. 6 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the US is about to lose yet another war. They've chosen a small, gifted but emotionally-stunted 12-year-old as our chief commander. New Topic: Subtle signs that Michael Hopcroft has had enough of your crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 6 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the US is about to lose yet another war. It's a land war in Asia. (I know, classic blunder, amiright?) NT: Ingenuity, the helicopter on Mars, is about to discover something amazing on it's next flight. What is it? Oops, a minute late. Hmmm... Subtle signs that Michael Hopcroft has had enough of my crap? When he says "I hates manure" like "Mad Dog" Tannen in Back to the Future 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 He dresses up as an anime character and comes to visit you. (This is far more disturbing when you think about it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 20 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Subtle signs that Michael Hopcroft has had enough of your crap. He puts a Portland Thorns jersey on you, nails you into a crate, and ships you to Gatchistan, in hopes you will be executed for idolatry. NT: Public health studies that need to be done. (Humor is intended. e.g., seeing if playing d20 rather than HERO System causes cancer in lab orcs.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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