Jump to content

NGD Scenes from a Hat


Hermit
 Share

Recommended Posts

4 hours ago, Asperion said:

NT: What is VIPER'S latest plan and how will it fail?

It involves killing off Foxbat and the Black Harlequin to get the world to think of them as heroes. It fails because the first people to learn about it are Foxbat and Black Harlequin, who don't like the targets on their backs.

 

NT" Subtle signs you've messed with Superman for the very last time. (Difficulty: neither you nor Superman end up dead.)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

11 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs you've messed with Superman for the very last time. (Difficulty: neither you nor Superman end up dead.)

 

He looks at you solemnly and declares, "You know what? We're done here. As of this moment, you are no longer my problem. Creeper, he's all yours."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

49 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

It involves killing off Foxbat and the Black Harlequin to get the world to think of them as heroes. It fails because the first people to learn about it are Foxbat and Black Harlequin, who don't like the targets on their backs.

 

NT" Subtle signs you've messed with Superman for the very last time. (Difficulty: neither you nor Superman end up dead.)

 

He ends up throwing you all the way to Mars because you revealed his (and Batman's) secret identities to Lex Luthor (and everybody else) at a public event.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

On 8/8/2021 at 8:39 AM, Asperion said:

NT: You are on a tour of jurassic park. How do you spend the night after all the dinosaurs break out?

 

Setting out signs pointing to where the lawyers are.

 

NT:  Jurassic creatures unknown to science because they left no fossils.  (This probably means they have no bones or shell.)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

6 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs the US is about to lose yet another war.

 

They've chosen a small, gifted but emotionally-stunted 12-year-old as our chief commander.

 

New Topic: Subtle signs that Michael Hopcroft has had enough of your crap.

6 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs the US is about to lose yet another war.

 

They've chosen a small, gifted but emotionally-stunted 12-year-old as our chief commander.

 

New Topic: Subtle signs that Michael Hopcroft has had enough of your crap.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

6 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs the US is about to lose yet another war.

 

It's a land war in Asia.  (I know, classic blunder, amiright?)

 

NT:  Ingenuity, the helicopter on Mars, is about to discover something amazing on it's next flight.  What is it?

 

Oops, a minute late.

 

Hmmm...  Subtle signs that Michael Hopcroft has had enough of my crap?  When he says "I hates manure" like "Mad Dog" Tannen in Back to the Future 3.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

20 hours ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: Subtle signs that Michael Hopcroft has had enough of your crap.

 

He puts a Portland Thorns jersey on you, nails you into a crate, and ships you to Gatchistan, in hopes you will be executed for idolatry.

 

NT: Public health studies that need to be done.  (Humor is intended.  e.g., seeing if playing d20 rather than HERO System causes cancer in lab orcs.)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
 Share

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...