Cancer Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 Politician guts. At least that's what I would expect a Watergate tapeworm to infest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 8 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: A new Watergate tape has emerged. What is on it ? Nobody can tell. The entire running time is taken up by expletives, and after they are deleted there's not much left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 21 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: A new Watergate tape has emerged. What is on it ? Definitive proof that in addition to his many other vices, real and imagined, Donald J. Trump cheats at poker. New Topic: E$PN has decided to expand their dominance of sport programming by broadcasting sports played on other inhabited worlds. What's their first feature? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 Strictly Asteroid Bashing Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 26, 2021 Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 "Direct from the Orion Slave Pits ... Slave girl mud wrasslin!" Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 26, 2021 Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 (edited) 9 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: E$PN has decided to expand their dominance of sport programming by broadcasting sports played on other inhabited worlds. What's their first feature? Giant Space Komodo Dragon racing. There is a significant turnover in jockeys as their mounts keep eating them. NT: Subtle signs that the fetishization of murder has gotten way out of hand. Edited August 26, 2021 by Michael Hopcroft C leaning up after a wireless keyboard that got wet. No, I don't understand it either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 26, 2021 Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 You get leather clothing made up of dead serial killer victims Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 26, 2021 Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 20 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs that the fetishization of murder has gotten way out of hand. New game show: Who Dies Tonight? Five potential victims, three potential killers ... Who's successful? The audience gets to choose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 26, 2021 Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 20 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs that the fetishization of murder has gotten way out of hand. Your SigOt replaces the usual whips and chains with a chainsaw and strychnine. New Topic: Fun things to do with a sombrero, a pick-axe, and three pounds of Gouda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 26, 2021 Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 Run the American Congress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 15 hours ago, death tribble said: Run the American Congress Off Topic: You can't do any worse. Back to Topic: Have an all elf party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 16 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Fun things to do with a sombrero, a pick-axe, and three pounds of Gouda. Star in a porn video. NT: How Cancer should appear in his first in-person classes in 18 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 Suave and sinister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 As Darth Vader Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 4 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: How Cancer should appear in his first in-person classes in 18 months. Brandishing a bullwhip and a lemon meringue pie. New Topic: Unexpected things Cancer says during his first in-person classes in 18 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 19 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Unexpected things Cancer says during his first in-person classes in 18 months. "Welcome to Theater Writing 401." "But sir, aren't you a science professor who hasn't been to a play in twenty years?" "Yes, and that will be in the final" Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 31 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Unexpected things Cancer says during his first in-person classes in 18 months. And now your end is near And so you face the final curtain My students I'll say it clear I'll state my case of which I'm certain I've heard all possible excuses from dead relatives to faulty traffic But more , much more than this I won't allow bri-bery BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 28, 2021 Report Share Posted August 28, 2021 21 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Unexpected things Cancer says during his first in-person classes in 18 months. 'Some of you will not survive this class. And I don't mean academically either." NT: Subtle signs the Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchistan isn't encouraging tourism right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 28, 2021 Report Share Posted August 28, 2021 You are only allowed in if you are carrying radioactive materials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 28, 2021 Report Share Posted August 28, 2021 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchistan isn't encouraging tourism right now. All the flight attendants on Gatchastani Air are carrying machetes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 Their passports have been redesigned, with an image of Death on the cover. NT: You have been cast as the victim in a Superhero movie that gets brutality killed. Write your death line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 "Superman won't kill me. He's a hero, right?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 "It'd be funny if this containment facility was merely where these critters choose to spend the daylight hours." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 'You ?!!!!!' Next Topic: It's Bank Holiday Monday in Britain. What do the Brits do with their day off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 Taunt the French. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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