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21 hours ago, death tribble said:

NT: A new Watergate tape has emerged. What is on it ?

 

Definitive proof that in addition to his many other vices, real and imagined, Donald J. Trump cheats at poker. 

 

New Topic: E$PN has decided to expand their dominance of sport programming by broadcasting sports played on other inhabited worlds. What's their first feature?

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9 hours ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: E$PN has decided to expand their dominance of sport programming by broadcasting sports played on other inhabited worlds. What's their first feature?

Giant Space Komodo Dragon racing.  There is a significant turnover in jockeys as their mounts keep eating them.

 

NT: Subtle signs that the fetishization of murder has gotten way out of hand.

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C leaning up after a wireless keyboard that got wet. No, I don't understand it either.
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20 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs that the fetishization of murder has gotten way out of hand.

 

New game show: Who Dies Tonight?  Five potential victims, three potential killers ... Who's successful?  The audience gets to choose!

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20 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs that the fetishization of murder has gotten way out of hand.

 

Your SigOt replaces the usual whips and chains with a chainsaw and strychnine.

 

New Topic: Fun things to do with a sombrero, a pick-axe, and three pounds of Gouda.

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4 hours ago, Cancer said:

NT: How Cancer should appear in his first in-person classes in 18 months.

 

Brandishing a bullwhip and a lemon meringue pie.

 

New Topic: Unexpected things Cancer says during his first in-person classes in 18 months.

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31 minutes ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: Unexpected things Cancer says during his first in-person classes in 18 months.

And now your end is near

And so you face the final curtain

My students I'll say it clear

I'll state my case of which I'm certain

I've heard all possible excuses

from dead relatives to faulty traffic

But more , much more than this

I won't allow bri-bery

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21 hours ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: Unexpected things Cancer says during his first in-person classes in 18 months.

'Some of you will not survive this class.  And I don't mean academically either."

 

NT: Subtle signs the Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchistan isn't encouraging tourism right now.

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