Cancer Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 36 minutes ago, death tribble said: Next Topic: It's Bank Holiday Monday in Britain. What do the Brits do with their day off Think subversive thoughts, like answering, "No thank you" when asked "Would you like some tea?" death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 5, 2021 Report Share Posted September 5, 2021 Treat like any other - get ready for canine overload to tell them what to do and how. NT: It's been declared that category 5 isn't strong enough for our latest round of storms. As a result, a new classification system is needed, what should this new system be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 5, 2021 Report Share Posted September 5, 2021 Super Oh Dear Lord This Cannot be Happening Save Yourselves ! State Omega Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Oh dear, where did the planet disappear to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 On 9/5/2021 at 9:19 AM, Asperion said: NT: It's been declared that category 5 isn't strong enough for our latest round of storms. As a result, a new classification system is needed, what should this new system be? The Spinal Tap scale. It goes to 11. New Topic: In a "Back From The Cosmic Depression" promotion, the legendary world of Magrathea is giving away one custom-built planet -- and you're the winner. What are you ordering? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 The unnamed antimatter planet of extragalactic origin that appears in one of Larry Niven's Tales of Known Space stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 A Banks Orbital, all to myself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 Psst. You get to name the next theme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 Since it's been a week and Psybolt has not responded, I will - NT: Crazy things the meteorologist can not say on air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 12 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Crazy things the meteorologist can not say on air. "Jane, you ignorant slut!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 17 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Crazy things the meteorologist can not say on air. "Live from Breaking Wind Tunnel, we report later this hour on where the atmosphere is peeing on people today!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Crazy things the meteorologist can not say on air. "It's raining men! Hallelujah!" NT: Excuses you can use to back out of your Deal with the Devil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Excuses you can use to back out of your Deal with the Devil. "My soul belongs to my wife. If you want to fight her for it, be my guest. (Sucker.)" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Excuses you can use to back out of your Deal with the Devil. If you want my soul you really must be pretty desperate Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 I would like you to meet your new master - ME!!!!!👾👾👾👺👺👺🔩🔩🔩 NT: Crazy new invention for your home (crazier the better)🤡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 The prototype for Dr. C's Instant Potato Roaster and Neutron Irradiation Unit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 2 hours ago, Cancer said: The prototype for Dr. C's Instant Potato Roaster and Neutron Irradiation Unit! Sounds convenient. I'll take three. 3 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Crazy new invention for your home (crazier the better)🤡 Glow-in-the-dark reversible underpants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 10 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Crazy new invention for your home (crazier the better)🤡 "New! Exciting! It's the Zerox Cooker! It knows what you're going to make before you do by peeking forward into time!" NT: Subtle signs it's time to get your Replicator fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 1 minute ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs it's time to get your Replicator fixed. It's no longer trying to take over Stargate Command. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 It won't produce hot Earl Grey tea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 12 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs it's time to get your Replicator fixed. You order hushpuppy and get a pair of brown suede shoes. NT: Things Cancer should promise the students in his algebra-based mechanics class that starts next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 Their lives if they achieve a pass mark........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 37 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: Things Cancer should promise the students in his algebra-based mechanics class that starts next week. A Klein bottle filled with 12-year-old Scotch for anyone earning 95% or higher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 53 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: Things Cancer should promise the students in his algebra-based mechanics class that starts next week. That he will not release a full basket of live rattlesnakes into the classroom on Finals Day. He is not obligated in any way to keep this promise. NT: Subtle signs that the leader of your nation is actually five snakes in a pantsuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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