Pariah Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 5 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs that the leader of your nation is actually five snakes in a pantsuit. He/it demonstrates an irrational fear of mongooses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 They keep moving in an S like motion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 19, 2021 Report Share Posted September 19, 2021 Their body is unnaturally thin for their size. NT: Signs that your car believes that its destination is better than your destination (funnier the better). 🤗😛😭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 19, 2021 Report Share Posted September 19, 2021 It keeps taking you to your ex's house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 19, 2021 Report Share Posted September 19, 2021 51 minutes ago, Asperion said: Their body is unnaturally thin for their size. NT: Signs that your car believes that its destination is better than your destination (funnier the better). 🤗😛😭 It bears an astonishing resemblance to a handbasket. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 "You did want to make a visit to the Moon?" NT: The crazy new pet that you just brought back from that other planet. More strange and crazy the better. 😱😱😱👾👾👾😖🤯🤯 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 A Sarlacc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 From Cthulhu mythos, the Dhole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 It's a dog. Wait, now it's a cat. Ostrich? Really? And nowit's a chicken... NT: What Amazon will do to support Jeff Bezos' lifelong quest to kill Superman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: What Amazon will do to support Jeff Bezos' lifelong quest to kill Superman. Change the location of their postal distribution to the Free People's Republic of Gatchistan, after Gatchistan agrees (after a suitable contribution) to (1) have all their postal stamps be green, and (2) use kryptonite as the green pigment in their stamps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 Train him to use magic.....the darkest magic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 30, 2021 Report Share Posted September 30, 2021 They introduce their new delivery person - Darkseid. NT: What you do when Darkseid delivers that package you ordered (one year ago). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 30, 2021 Report Share Posted September 30, 2021 Ask for his autograph. I mean it's Darkseid. Wouldn't you want his autograph ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 30, 2021 Report Share Posted September 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Asperion said: NT: What you do when Darkseid delivers that package you ordered (one year ago). Tip the man, and say, "You know, Halloween happens the end of next month." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 On 9/30/2021 at 7:22 AM, Asperion said: NT: What you do when Darkseid delivers that package you ordered (one year ago). Take my handy STAR Labs Alien Radiation Detector and Surfeillance Protection Device to make sure he isn't laying a trap for the Justice League on my front porch. NT: Superman lives in a World of Cardboard. So what are the consequences of building skyscrapers of ut cardboard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 4 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Superman lives in a World of Cardboard. So what are the consequences of building skyscrapers of of cardboard? Cats are going to want to come live in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Superman lives in a World of Cardboard. So what are the consequences of building skyscrapers of ut cardboard? Fire is a big problem and so is how you put it out with water, cold breath or wind which can knock the skyscrapers down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 8 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Superman lives in a World of Cardboard. So what are the consequences of building skyscrapers of ut cardboard? I don't care so much about that. I'm more concerned about women being made of Kleenex. NT: Okay, so some people have hyped anti-malarial drugs (chloroquine), horse de-wormers (ivermectin), and guzzlilng bleach. What's the next non-vaccine "miracle cure" to be touted for coronavirus? (The crazier, the better - let's see if we can come up with things that won't actually be touted in a few weeks.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 9 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said: I don't care so much about that. I'm more concerned about women being made of Kleenex. NT: Okay, so some people have hyped anti-malarial drugs (chloroquine), horse de-wormers (ivermectin), and guzzlilng bleach. What's the next non-vaccine "miracle cure" to be touted for coronavirus? (The crazier, the better - let's see if we can come up with things that won't actually be touted in a few weeks.) Lead injected into the brain with great force. This removes any need to worry about Covid-19. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 1 hour ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Okay, so some people have hyped anti-malarial drugs (chloroquine), horse de-wormers (ivermectin), and guzzlilng bleach. What's the next non-vaccine "miracle cure" to be touted for coronavirus? (The crazier, the better - let's see if we can come up with things that won't actually be touted in a few weeks.) Polonium-210 (see Lead, above) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 Wearing a specific shade of Avon lipstick, men and women. and no it's not a cynical marketing ploy. Really it is not. NT: The last cycling monument of the season takes place next weekend in Italy. But the Italians are suspicious of some entries. Why ? (Difficulty No Subtly allowed) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 1 hour ago, death tribble said: NT: The last cycling monument of the season takes place next weekend in Italy. But the Italians are suspicious of some entries. Why ? (Difficulty No Subtly allowed) The Russian women's team all have full beards and mustaches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 3 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: The last cycling monument of the season takes place next weekend in Italy. But the Italians are suspicious of some entries. Why ? (Difficulty No Subtly allowed) The signs on the rear of the American cycles that say "Beware of Rocket Exhaust" are a bit suspect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 7 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: The last cycling monument of the season takes place next weekend in Italy. But the Italians are suspicious of some entries. Why ? (Difficulty No Subtly allowed) The lead rider on the Mexican team is one S. Gonzales, and looks awfully short for a cyclist -- and his bike is small to match. NT: Subtle signs your Hollywood screenplay was unwittingly plagiarized from someone with a lot more lawyer money than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 9 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your Hollywood screenplay was unwittingly plagiarized from someone with a lot more lawyer money than you. A certain media conglomerate sends you a cease-and-desist letter saying that you'll be in "a whole new world of legal and financial trouble" if you don't pull that script. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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