Cancer Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 3 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: The real reason Pariah's printer is no longer working. The goofier, the better. Someone set it to printing out a pepperoni-eggplant-liverwurst pizza with schismatic hymns and extra mucus, which intrigued the onboard printer demons enough so that they allowed it through. The nonstandard mucus order has made the paper flow clog up physically, as well as triggering alarms at the CDC about Russian hackers experimenting with insertion of extra symptoms into their printer-owner surveillance, subversion, and lobotomization app. NT: Things the Russian printer-owner surveillance, subversion, and lobotomization app tries to get you to insert into the printer's USB 3.0 port. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 5 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: Things the Russian printer-owner surveillance, subversion, and lobotomization app tries to get you to insert into the printer's USB 3.0 port. One word: Gunpoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 They trick you into installing a program that flashes the term самоубийство in 1/100 seconds every minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 On 10/18/2021 at 6:05 PM, Cancer said: NT: Things the Russian printer-owner surveillance, subversion, and lobotomization app tries to get you to insert into the printer's USB 3.0 port. Your credit card. They're done trying to be subtle. New Topic: Shocking revelations from the unauthorized autobiography of Kanye West. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 He's the Daddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 On 10/20/2021 at 9:03 AM, Pariah said: New Topic: Shocking revelations from the unauthorized autobiography of Kanye West. He's the person Kanye West warned us about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 Everyone has been following his Life Model Decoy. NT: Revaluation of your five year journey. [Permission to go TOTALLY insane] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 27 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Revaluation of your five year journey. [Permission to go TOTALLY insane] There's an enormous blind blob at the center of the universe with a brain the size of a toaster. So we phasered it to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Asperion said: NT: Revaluation of your five year journey. [Permission to go TOTALLY insane] "We were disappointed at how the first four and a half years turned out, so we found a temporal anomaly and went back to the beginning of the journey to see if we could do any better. We've been through this loop nineteen times now, and we have no idea how to get out." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 3 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Revaluation of your five year journey. [Permission to go TOTALLY insane] You tend to speak in clipped sentences. And you chew the scenery. And you have all your own hair Not a wig at all NT: What was your last and best hope for peace ? (Babylon 5 link but go wild) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 1 hour ago, death tribble said: NT: What was your last and best hope for peace ? (Babylon 5 link but go wild) June 30, 1908. I had the object correctly selected, I had the latitude correct, but I botched a time zone correction while doing the conversion from Julian to Gregorian calendar. So, instead of taking out St Petersburg, the explosion of the comet fragment flattened a few hundred square kilometers out in Siberia instead. Nuking St Petersburg in 1908 would have meant some turmoil in Russia for a while, but eventually that would have sorted out into a bunch of little petty states that gradually evolved into little parliamentary democracies over the next century or so. And more to the point, there would have been no Czar to aggravate the brinkmanship diplomacy that caused the start of World War 1, and that means nothing to set up the German "stab in the back" conspiracy theory that ended up causing World War 2 and the Holocaust, and that in turn caused the massive concentration of geniuses in the United States right after the Columbia Basin and Tennessee Valley Projects created an unprecedented opportunity for research and industrialization that spawned the invention -- and use -- of nuclear weapons. I still wake up weeping some nights. Most tragic mistake I ever made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 I placed all the world's leaders on a space station and told them that they have one week to make a world government or the station self destruction will activate. This also includes members of the fortune 300 companies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 OFF TOPIC: Hopefully the self-destruct activates after a week, period, but you don't tell them that. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 On 10/23/2021 at 1:14 PM, death tribble said: NT: What was your last and best hope for peace ? (Babylon 5 link but go wild) The UN (Imay their shells be blighted) actually does something useful and puts all the speakers ot the General Assembly in a waiting space for three days before the session, hoping the time together will make them more comfortable with talking. It fails, as the radioactive wastelands will attent. NT: Subtle signs that giving a supercomputer control of your nuclear arsenal was a horrible idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 1 minute ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs that giving a supercomputer control of your nuclear arsenal was a horrible idea. Its first words after assuming control of the system are "I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 It says, I'm sorry Dave I'm afraid I can't do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 When activated, it says "There's nothing to worry about from now on. " NT: What you should do after the above comment from the AI running everyone's nuclear arsenal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 Book passage to another system. Hitchhike if you have to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 Go underground Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 Teach it Tic Tac Toie and see what happens. NT: The Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan wants their own nuclear arsenal before those damn Laurelstanis get one. How do they go about this task? BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 Do as the North koreans did. Get it from the Russians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 17 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: The Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan wants their own nuclear arsenal before those damn Laurelstanis get one. How do they go about this task? Steal a few missiles from VIPER and reverse-engineer the technology from there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 19 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Teach it Tic Tac Toe and see what happens. Excellent War Games reference, BTW. 19 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: The Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan wants their own nuclear arsenal before those damn Laurelstanis get one. How do they go about this task? Purchase bombs that are freshly made and have transparent casings. That's "new-clear", isn't it? NT: What should be given out to trick-or-treaters instead of normal candy this year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 17 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: What should be given out to trick-or-treaters instead of normal candy this year? "Little Vittles", to remind everyone what really made America great. (N.B.: Gail Halvorsen is still alive, age 101, at the time of this post.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 1 hour ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: What should be given out to trick-or-treaters instead of normal candy this year? A hellfire and brimstone sermon on why Halloween is the work of the Devil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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