death tribble Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 Love of the Common People by the rapper Common, JayZ and Dr Dre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 19, 2021 Report Share Posted November 19, 2021 5 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Unlikely remakes of classic songs. The more bizarre, the better. "All the Young Dudes", by Cher Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 On 11/18/2021 at 1:17 PM, Pariah said: New Topic: Unlikely remakes of classic songs. The more bizarre, the better. Disturbed doing their version of The Good Ship Lollipop NT: Vogon haiku. Let yourself go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 Space highway to lay Planet Earth is in the way They will learn dismay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 Du bist wie eine Blume WTF is that supposed to mean, earthling slimeball? Only we Vogons are true poets, as the following 12,000 word saga will prove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 I simply don't care Whatever you complaint, sirrah I simply don't care! NT: Subtle signs keeping a live penguin on top of your television set is not OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 Green penguin guano splats on Vanna White as she struts across the stage at the beginning of Wheel of Fortune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 Petey says he'd rather be at the curling match. Michael Hopcroft 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs keeping a live penguin on top of your television set is not OK. If it lays an egg, it will fall down the back of the television set. Unless it's a male. It looks fairly butch. NT: What crazy books is the guy looking for in your bookstore? (Other than "Thirty Days in the Samarkand Desert with the Duchess of Kent" by A.E.J. Elliott, OBE) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 Unspeakable Cults by Von Junzt, The Book of Eibon, Cultes des Goules, De Vermis Mysteriis, Revalations of Glaaki, Seven Cryptical Books of Hsan and Al Asif. It's for the spelling bee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 1 hour ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: What crazy books is the guy looking for in your bookstore? (Other than "Thirty Days in the Samarkand Desert with the Duchess of Kent" by A.E.J. Elliott, OBE) Something called the "Kamikaze Kama Sutra". For research purposes, he claims. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 'A Desperate Tourist's Guide to the Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan by The Random Dude in the Blue Hat over there. NTY: Subtle signs the retail shop you are working at over the holidays is a front for MI-6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 19 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: 'A Desperate Tourist's Guide to the Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan by The Random Dude in the Blue Hat over there. NTY: Subtle signs the retail shop you are working at over the holidays is a front for MI-6. When asked for a name, they just say "Smith, Agent Smith". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 20 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NTY: Subtle signs the retail shop you are working at over the holidays is a front for MI-6. They've got snappy suits and ties (and a Yorkshire accent). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 20 hours ago, Pariah said: They've got snappy suits and ties (and a Yorkshire accent better dental plan than the FBI). Fixed that for you. (sorry, had to break into Weird Al's "Party in the CIA") On 12/1/2021 at 4:10 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the retail shop you are working at over the holidays is a front for MI-6. Their new tie clips shoot out laser beams, and their shoes double as cell phones. NT: Gifts you wish *weren't* inappropriate to give to your in-laws. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 electric powered soap for the bath or shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 2 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Gifts you wish *weren't* inappropriate to give to your in-laws. Two words -- ball gags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 7, 2021 Report Share Posted December 7, 2021 That subscription to Bondage Monthly NT: Modern renditions of holiday classics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Asperion Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 12 blasters a blastin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 On 12/7/2021 at 10:19 AM, Asperion said: NT: Modern renditions of holiday classics. Santa Claus isn't coming to town. (He's using Amazon, like everybody else.) New Topic: What's on Foxbat's Christmas wish list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 16, 2021 Report Share Posted December 16, 2021 The Champions on a slivered trunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 On 12/15/2021 at 8:11 AM, Pariah said: New Topic: What's on Foxbat's Christmas wish list? The next Super Bowl halftime extravaganza stars and is dedicated to the celebration of ... Foxbat!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 On 12/15/2021 at 8:11 AM, Pariah said: Santa Claus isn't coming to town. (He's using Amazon, like everybody else.) New Topic: What's on Foxbat's Christmas wish list? Witchcraft in a Pear Tree. It gets weirder from there. NT: Reason to take the NORAD Santa Watch more seriously this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows that some of you voted for Donald Trump and now it's payback time ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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