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1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs keeping a live penguin on top of your television set is not OK.

 

 

If it lays an egg, it will fall down the back of the television set.  Unless it's a male.  It looks fairly butch.

 

NT:  What crazy books is the guy looking for in your bookstore?  (Other than "Thirty Days in the Samarkand Desert with the Duchess of Kent" by A.E.J. Elliott, OBE)

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1 hour ago, BoloOfEarth said:

NT:  What crazy books is the guy looking for in your bookstore?  (Other than "Thirty Days in the Samarkand Desert with the Duchess of Kent" by A.E.J. Elliott, OBE)

 

Something called the "Kamikaze Kama Sutra". For research purposes, he claims. 

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19 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

'A Desperate Tourist's Guide to the Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan by The Random Dude in the Blue Hat over there.

 

NTY: Subtle signs the retail shop you are working at over the holidays is a front for MI-6.

 

When asked for a name,  they just say "Smith,  Agent Smith".

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20 hours ago, Pariah said:

They've got snappy suits and ties (and a Yorkshire accent better dental plan than the FBI).

 

Fixed that for you.  (sorry, had to break into Weird Al's "Party in the CIA")

 

On 12/1/2021 at 4:10 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs the retail shop you are working at over the holidays is a front for MI-6.

Their new tie clips shoot out laser beams, and their shoes double as cell phones.

 

NT:  Gifts you wish *weren't* inappropriate to give to your in-laws.

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On 12/15/2021 at 8:11 AM, Pariah said:

 

Santa Claus isn't coming to town. (He's using Amazon, like everybody else.)

 

New Topic: What's on Foxbat's Christmas wish list?

Witchcraft in a Pear Tree. It gets weirder from there.

 

NT: Reason to take the NORAD Santa Watch more seriously this year.

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