Pariah Posted January 5, 2022 Report Share Posted January 5, 2022 55 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Reasons (besides weaponry) It's better to leave Sasquatch alone to do his thing in peace. Sasquatch is currently being blackmailed/extorted by the Tracksuit Mafia, and you really don't want to get involved in all of that, bro. New Topic: Superheroes (or supervillains) and their bizarre hamburger toppings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2022 Report Share Posted January 5, 2022 Deadpool with the Pineapple Pizza topping for their hamburger with extra pineapple. He's sick, what can I say ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 5, 2022 Report Share Posted January 5, 2022 The Joker, topping his hamburger with ladyfingers. Literal, lady fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 We got Joker, so we need - Batman - items that are surrendered from his prior battles. It doesn't matter how edible they are, he will still put them on (and gift it to Superman). NT: Strange results that the first ET will have upon discovering Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 She'll be confused when the successors/inheritors of the Heaven's Gate group ask about their berthing aboard her ship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 They will be confused when they are asked to 'Phone Home' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 5 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Strange results that the first ET will have upon discovering Earth. Assuming that humans are dogs' pets. I mean, if one species is pooping, and another is picking up the poop, what are they supposed to think? New Topic: Subtle signs that your beloved pet is actually an alien bent on world conquest. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 47 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Subtle signs that your beloved pet is actually an alien bent on world conquest. Bizarre connections are showing up in your web browser history. I mean, bizarre even by your own kinky standards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 7, 2022 Report Share Posted January 7, 2022 3 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Subtle signs that your beloved pet is actually an alien bent on world conquest. You have a cat. 'Nuff said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 7, 2022 Report Share Posted January 7, 2022 4 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Subtle signs that your beloved pet is actually an alien bent on world conquest. The label on his rear leg contains directions to the Tri-State Area offices of Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated. New Topic: The hot new product that will aid the brilliant Heinz Doofenschmirtz efforts to conquer the Tri-State Area. Defficulty": No weaponry (Doofenschmirtz hates weaponry). PS: Doofenshmirtz is one of the words in my new electronic dictionary. Makes me wonder what other pop-culture references are in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 7, 2022 Report Share Posted January 7, 2022 addictive Computer games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 7, 2022 Report Share Posted January 7, 2022 gopher & squirrel zombification pellets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 7, 2022 Report Share Posted January 7, 2022 16 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: New Topic: The hot new product that will aid the brilliant Heinz Doofenschmirtz efforts to conquer the Tri-State Area. Defficulty": No weaponry (Doofenschmirtz hates weaponry). Water-soluble swimwear. New Topic: You got on a plane for Los Angeles, but were rerouted somewhere else. Where did you end up, and why is it better in the long run? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 7, 2022 Report Share Posted January 7, 2022 Las Vegas. Because it's Vegas, Baby ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 7, 2022 Report Share Posted January 7, 2022 42 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: You got on a plane for Los Angeles, but were rerouted somewhere else. Where did you end up, and why is it better in the long run? Area 51. There's no COVID risk from the aliens there, and no one else is trying to get there anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 8, 2022 Report Share Posted January 8, 2022 9 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: You got on a plane for Los Angeles, but were rerouted somewhere else. Where did you end up, and why is it better in the long run? Denver, Colorado. Where you will be safe when LA slips into the ocean next week. NT: Things to do as Los Angeles slips silently in the ocean. (You don't necessarily have to be there when it happens!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 8, 2022 Report Share Posted January 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Things to do as Los Angeles slips silently in the ocean. (You don't necessarily have to be there when it happens!) Surf all the way to Oahu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 8, 2022 Report Share Posted January 8, 2022 Open a new Hollywood in Seattle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 8, 2022 Report Share Posted January 8, 2022 Enjoy the Bon Voyage Parade and Party as it slips away. NT: Other (nonholday) reasons to throw a parade and party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 8, 2022 Report Share Posted January 8, 2022 "We've got 6.7 metric tons of crepe paper here, and the manufacturer won't take it back. What are we supposed to do with all this?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 8, 2022 Report Share Posted January 8, 2022 Thank the Gods It's Friday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 9, 2022 Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 It's Nachos Time in Denver! NT:: What the Denizens of the world of Conan the Barbarian like to put in their Nachos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 9, 2022 Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 Cilantro. They're barbarians, after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 9, 2022 Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 Buttlard, from the Hyborean land of Steatopygia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2022 Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 13 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT:: What the Denizens of the world of Conan the Barbarian like to put in their Nachos. Their crushed enemies seasoned with the lamentations of their women NT: Surprises for the Duchess of Cambridge on her 40th birthay Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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