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1 hour ago, Asperion said:

NT:  You are now the Herald of Galactus.  How do you respond?

 

(Thinks about the current politics, climate, and general stupidity of most people.)  I'd say let Galactus go ahead and consume the Earth if he wants, but he'd probably say "No thanks."

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2 hours ago, Asperion said:

When they say her 40th birthday,  they mean 40 centuries. (Looking good for her age)

 

NT:  You are now the Herald of Galactus.  How do you respond?

 

I won't announce him as "The Ayatollah of Rocknrollah."

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17 minutes ago, death tribble said:

NT: Obscure reasons to get banned from Australia

 

It comes out that you are the true author of the 2300-line disgustingly pornographic and racist saga composed in iambic heptameter, Snow White and the Seven <slur meaning Aborigine>s.

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Ten Megahamster hamster fart rocket.  Ten million hamsters hooked up (you do NOT want to think about how) to collect their flatulence and concentrate it into a steady stream of rocket fuel.

 

EDIT: Could also work on genetically modified legless hamsters, a/k/a tribbles.

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18 minutes ago, Cancer said:

Ten Megahamster hamster fart rocket.  Ten million hamsters hooked up (you do NOT want to think about how) to collect their flatulence and concentrate it into a steady stream of rocket fuel.

 

EDIT: Could also work on genetically modified legless astronomers, a/k/a Cancer.

Fixed That For Me

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3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Silly reasons to be offended by a video game.

 

It has the enemy annihilating your home town, but you cannot drop the Tsar Bomba on Brookside, Alabama in response.

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4 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Silly reasons to be offended by a video game.

 

Because it portrays [insert name of political leader here] in a favorable light instead of as the b*****d he clearly is.

 

New Topic: Subtle signs that your new coworker is actually a hologram.

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