Cancer Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 Smarter-than-the-average-nematode Boy (NB: This has been cut down from the initial "Barely-smarter-than-the-average-nematode Boy") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 24, 2022 Report Share Posted January 24, 2022 On 1/23/2022 at 8:14 AM, Asperion said: NT: Your superhero name (crazy and insane suggestions welcome and encouraged). My old favorite -- Captain Has-No Concept-of-the-Vowel. Within a certain radius of his presence, everyone can speak, read, or write only in consonants. Everyone, always. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 25, 2022 Report Share Posted January 25, 2022 An actual NPC from a long forgotten campaign: Captain Element (real name: Harvey T Wedbetter) and his trusty sidekicks, Doctor Molecule and Doctor Ion. The three of them together didn't have the chemistry knowledge to fill a 125 mL Erlenmeyer flask. New Topic: Surprising ways that recently-eliminated NFL players will be spending the offseason. (Difficulty: Nothing related to football, politics, or COVID.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 25, 2022 Report Share Posted January 25, 2022 Sitting on the dock of the bay, watching the tide roll away sitting on the dock of the bay, wasting time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 25, 2022 Report Share Posted January 25, 2022 2 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Surprising ways that recently-eliminated NFL players will be spending the offseason. (Difficulty: Nothing related to football, politics, or COVID.) [Why must you take all the fun out of this?] Fly to Vegas, visit the glorious Bally's Sportsbook, and put down their playoff bonuses on real football. (Who knew Tom Brady was a serious Chelsea fan?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 Revealing their latest marvel - the concept of absolutely nothing. NT: Novel ways to get to Wolf 359 both faster and easier. Insane and crazy ideas will be accepted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 In a book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 A hop, a jump, and a skip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 On 1/24/2022 at 7:50 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: [Why must you take all the fun out of this?] Hi there, I'm Pariah. Have we met? 16 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Novel ways to get to Wolf 359 both faster and easier. Insane and crazy ideas will be accepted. Hitch a ride with the Vogon Constructor Fleet. Hope you remembered your towel! New Topic: Reasons why members of the Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers are unexpectedly happy about not going to the Super Bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 They really don't like Mary J Blige who is in the half time show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 23 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Reasons why members of the Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers are unexpectedly happy about not going to the Super Bowl. No more stupid g*****n COVID protocols for a few months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Reasons why members of the Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers are unexpectedly happy about not going to the Super Bowl. They found out that, through a quirk in the system, they'd be playing the Detroit Lions. I mean, what good is first place if second place goes to the Lions? New Topic: Why the big hurry to get to Wolf 359, anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 Free Ice Cream ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 30 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said: New Topic: Why the big hurry to get to Wolf 359, anyway? All the cool subdwarf kids are there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 1 hour ago, BoloOfEarth said: New Topic: Why the big hurry to get to Wolf 359, anyway? Its people are safer, saner, and more intelligent than anyone in the United States. NT: If the JLA were real, how would they deal with modern America? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 arrest congressmen and senators ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 Move to Wolf 359. In fact, they probably did that in the 1950s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: If the JLA were real, how would they deal with modern America? Superman could reverse the rotation of the Earth to send us back in time to, say, the late 1980s. The Question could then make certain that specific people weren't around to take office later on. He is, after all, a well-known crackpot. New Topic: If the X-Men were real, how would they deal with modern America? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 kill them all and let Magneto sort them out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 3, 2022 Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 Start their own five year mission, preferably on some other planet. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 4, 2022 Report Share Posted February 4, 2022 Three words: Superhero Reality TV. NT: Unexpected consequences of Tony Stark announcing he is Iron Man after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 4, 2022 Report Share Posted February 4, 2022 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Unexpected consequences of Tony Stark announcing he is Iron Man after all. Magneto guffaws heartily. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 4, 2022 Report Share Posted February 4, 2022 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Unexpected consequences of Tony Stark announcing he is Iron Man after all. Pepper tells him he can do his own laundry. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 Somebody starts trying to breed Rust Monsters NT: Other uses for Dungeons and Dragons monsters in the modern day (difficulty a different monster per post) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 1 hour ago, death tribble said: NT: Other uses for Dungeons and Dragons monsters in the modern day (difficulty a different monster per post) Blink dogs as Amazon delivery agents. When it absolutely positively has to be there right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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