Pariah Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 14 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Where do all the animals in Yellowstone go when they super-volcano erupts? Up into the stratosphere, I guess. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 They are going to visit Oz. NT: One amusing thing about your journey to Oz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 Teaching fizzbin to most of the others, while spending four hours at every security station because Tin Woodsman sets off all the metal detectors even when naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 4 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: One amusing thing about your journey to Oz. Shrimp on the barbie, mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 5 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: One amusing thing about your journey to Oz. When you throw water on a witch they do not actually melt. What actually happens insn't nearly so photogenic. NT:Subtle signs that you have unknowingly booked a Guiided Tour of Hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 Your guide is Donald Trump Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 21, 2022 Report Share Posted March 21, 2022 You feel comfortable despite all the fire and brimstone around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 9, 2022 Report Share Posted April 9, 2022 You are forced to watch the movie Darkness over and over again forever. NT: Snacks that are available while watching Darkness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 9, 2022 Report Share Posted April 9, 2022 (off topic) Which movie Darkness? There's half a dozen or more of them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 9, 2022 Report Share Posted April 9, 2022 2 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Snacks that are available while watching Darkness. Black licorice. I mean, if you're going to watch a movie that's dark and depressing, you might as well have dark and depressing snacks, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 17, 2022 Report Share Posted April 17, 2022 Poteen Any movie that destroys you requires a drink that does the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 On 4/9/2022 at 9:03 AM, Asperion said: NT: Snacks that are available while watching Darkness. Finger food. Curried thumbs, Oven-baked index fingers, and don't forget the blackened pinkies. NT: Extinct species from Australia that have yet to be discovered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 12 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: Extinct species from Australia that have yet to be discovered. The totally benign, completely non-lethal cuddle-cat. (Or really anything that's not a killer. This is Australia we're talking about.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 The Poke Bear - very subtle little bear-like creature with one EXTREMELY long toe on each front foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 The Bastardosaurus. It killed everything else so all the other species covered up the fact that it ever existed. NT: Reasons why you should petition your TV station to show the Liege-Bastogne-Liege cycling race either in its entirety or as a one hour highlights programme. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 2 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Reasons why you should petition your TV station to show the Liege-Bastogne-Liege cycling race either in its entirety or as a one hour highlights programme. "It's like a bike race through the Battle of the Bulge. Well, 78 years after the battle was over." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 3 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Reasons why you should petition your TV station to show the Liege-Bastogne-Liege cycling race either in its entirety or as a one hour highlights programme. It's like the White Bronco low-speed chase, only woodsier! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 15 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Reasons why you should petition your TV station to show the Liege-Bastogne-Liege cycling race either in its entirety or as a one hour highlights programme. Because Fat-Bottomed Girls make the Rockin' World go 'round! NT: Social occasions that would be considerably improved by the insertion of Brian Blessed. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 A mime show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 Car wash fundraiser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 On 4/19/2022 at 12:50 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Social occasions that would be considerably improved by the insertion of Brian Blessed. The Marvel Cinematic Universe. Volstagg the Voluminous should have been played by BRIAN BLESSED. Branagh was directing, after all. New Topic: Unexpected lunch options in Pariah's school lunchroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 18 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Unexpected lunch options in Pariah's school lunchroom. Due to widespread Food Allergies, the Lunchroom no longer serves Lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 DEATH ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 4, 2022 Report Share Posted May 4, 2022 4 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Unexpected lunch options in Pariah's school lunchroom. Stir-fry skunk cabbage. With more REAL SKUNK! NT: Other questionable school lunch menu items. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 4, 2022 Report Share Posted May 4, 2022 Slug stroganoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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