Cancer Posted May 4, 2022 Report Share Posted May 4, 2022 Moose drool. Do I mean real giant deer saliva, or the beer by that name? Well, neither one belongs in a school lunchroom.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 4, 2022 Report Share Posted May 4, 2022 "You know, I haven't seen Scooter since he got that F in Algebra. Any idea where he's gone off to?" NT: Now that Sorcery has become an accepted military tactic, what changes will we see in modern combat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 4, 2022 Report Share Posted May 4, 2022 Tattoos become an aid to warfare. People will look for potions, wands etc but you can stick a tattoo on and get past Customs that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 4, 2022 Report Share Posted May 4, 2022 "Clear the area, everyone. PFC Johnson is about to cast Fireball!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 4, 2022 Report Share Posted May 4, 2022 Every time that we hit them with any attack, we're the ones that get injured. NT: Unexpected things to discover exploring the new exoplanet. (More unique the better) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 4, 2022 Report Share Posted May 4, 2022 3 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Unexpected things to discover exploring the new exoplanet. (More unique the better) Green-skinned Orion babes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 4, 2022 Report Share Posted May 4, 2022 16 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Unexpected things to discover exploring the new exoplanet. (More unique the better) The souls of the Righteous Dead of the Universe inhabit the planet. Or at least so it appears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 4, 2022 Report Share Posted May 4, 2022 29 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Unexpected things to discover exploring the new exoplanet. (More unique the better) The answer to what is Behind the Green Door. NT: What is Behind the Green Door ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 4, 2022 Report Share Posted May 4, 2022 7 minutes ago, death tribble said: The answer to what is Behind the Green Door. NT: What is Behind the Green Door ? A ten by ten foot fire pit. Or hasn't anyone taught you not to open every dang door you find in a dungeon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 4, 2022 Report Share Posted May 4, 2022 1 hour ago, death tribble said: NT: What is Behind the Green Door ? All of the good episodes of The X-Files. It's a very small door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 5, 2022 Report Share Posted May 5, 2022 A brick wall (who says the door needs to go anywhere?) NT: Things not to say to the alien ambassador. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 5, 2022 Report Share Posted May 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Things not to say to the alien ambassador. "Belgium!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 5, 2022 Report Share Posted May 5, 2022 Meh, this'll be an easy job. There's no intelligent life here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 5, 2022 Report Share Posted May 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A brick wall (who says the door needs to go anywhere?) NT: Things not to say to the alien ambassador. "Who's a good alien? Yes, you are! Yes, you are!" NT: Subtle signs the Supreme Court is out of their collective minds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 5, 2022 Report Share Posted May 5, 2022 14 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the Supreme Court is out of their collective minds. Just read the news. Truth is stranger than fiction. They break out in a rendition of "Stop! In the Name of Love!" Who knew Samuel Alito was such an accomplished tenor? Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 5, 2022 Report Share Posted May 5, 2022 They allow prohibition to be brought back. It worked so well the first time, right ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 On 5/5/2022 at 11:10 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the Supreme Court is out of their collective minds. They are bummed because they've never got to sing back-up for Diana Ross. NT: How the West was won. (Interpret this and and answer it however you wish.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 2 hours ago, Cancer said: They are bummed because they've never got to sing back-up for Diana Ross. NT: How the West was won. (Interpret this and and answer it however you wish.) A three-pointer by Stephen Curry beats Phoenix at the buzzer and sends Golden State to the NBA Finals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 All the Twister mats got reversed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 23 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: How the West was won. (Interpret this and and answer it however you wish.) HEY! THOSE ARE MY NUMBERS! NT: Subtle signs you should not have built your retirement plans on around winning the Lottery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 48 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs you should not have built your retirement plans on around winning the Lottery. "Y'know, I've never had even a single number correct on any lotto ticket I've ever bought." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tombrown803 Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 You always forget to buy a lottery ticket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 When you claim the winning ticket (bought one week ago), they tell you that it's an invalid ticket. NT: Crazy ways of communicating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 Body language. To teach physics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 33 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Crazy ways of communicating. Getting mad when the other party does not do exactly what you want, especially when you've said nothing about that desire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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