Michael Hopcroft Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Asperion said: NT: Crazy ways of communicating. "We appreciate your desire to fit in, but using cannabis to fuel your flame signal is going to have consequences." NT: Subtle signs The Spectacular Spider-Ham should avoid the maple syrup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 While not as popular as sugar or honey, maple syrup is a perfectly good way to cure ham or bacon. Tasty, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 "If you think you have troubles with ants and bees now, you cannot imagine the misfortune that awaits if you get covered in maple syrup." NT: Conquerors' names that failed to inspire adequate levels of dread. Sorry, only two. Carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 14 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs The Spectacular Spider-Ham should avoid the maple syrup. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police waiting to arrest him or worse if he touches it. NT: Conquerors names that failed to inspire adequate levels of dread (I liked so much I used it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 10 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Conquerors names that failed to inspire adequate levels of dread I am Herman T. Wedbetter, Third Nephew Nine Times Removed from Genghis Khan! Fear my wrath! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 22 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Conquerors names that failed to inspire adequate levels of dread (I liked so much I used it) "Beg in vain for mercy from the DuckLord Kvak!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 Behold the massed armour divisions of Reginald Bickerstaff ! NT: Tom Cruise was one of the participants at the Queen's Platinum Jubilee. But who else was a surprise guest ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 4 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Tom Cruise was one of the participants at the Queen's Platinum Jubilee. But who else was a surprise guest ? Herman T. Wedbetter, Third Nephew Nine Times Removed from Genghis Khan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 Going for surprise guests, we need to introduce DarkWing Duck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 8 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Tom Cruise was one of the participants at the Queen's Platinum Jubilee. But who else was a surprise guest ? Three Foxbats of varying sizes, all claiming to be the real one. They are all correct. NT: Why multiple Foxbats of varying sizes are showing up everywhere on Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Why multiple Foxbats of varying sizes are showing up everywhere on Earth. The Watcher has been hitting the bottle. After that debacle with Ultron, wouldn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Why multiple Foxbats of varying sizes are showing up everywhere on Earth. Believe it or not, it is a desperate but plausible attempt to improve the average intelligence and rationality in the human population. Michael Hopcroft and Pariah 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Why multiple Foxbats of varying sizes are showing up everywhere on Earth. It was all due to a copier jam at the library next to the Hero Games offices. We're still trying to figure it out. NT: Unforeseen consequences of suddenly having flying cars available to the general public. Michael Hopcroft 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 Flying petrol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 Thoroughly unofficial competitive seagull ingestion derbies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 6 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Unforeseen consequences of suddenly having flying cars available to the general public. "The weather will be cloudy with a 65% chance of wiper fluid". NT: The weather report for May 18, 2122 in the city of your choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: The weather report for May 18, 2122 in the city of your choice. The sky will be the colour of television, tuned to a dead channel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 OH MY GOD, RUN ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 The weatherman start asking you for your forecast. NT: Surprise results of having everyone in control of their own local weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 Rainbows and droughts in epic proportions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Surprise results of having everyone in control of their own local weather. Everyone's mad at me for generating the May snowstorm that we desperately needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 21 hours ago, Pariah said: Everyone's mad at me for generating the May snowstorm that we desperately needed. It's raining Chocolate Milk and Tacos. NT: Subtle signs you've had one too many Egg McMuffins this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 You are covering in yellow Ms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 You are taking on the personality of the original Ronald McDonald. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 50 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs you've had one too many Egg McMuffins this morning. You've had any Egg McMuffins this morning. They're ... not great. New Topic: Surprising things McDonald's is adding to their breakfast menu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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