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1 hour ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: The President / Prime Minister / Queen / Grand High Poobah is meeting with Foxbat next week. What will they be discussing? 

 

The President wants to pick Foxbat's mind on what he might expect from the Group of Opposing Politicians in the coming months.  He figures their antics are about on a par with Foxbat's Master Plan.

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4 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said:

The President wants to pick Foxbat's mind on what he might expect from the Group of Opposing Politicians in the coming months.  He figures their antics are about on a par with Foxbat's Master Plan.

 

The rest of you can go home. We have our winner. 🏆

 

/threadjack 

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2 hours ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: The President / Prime Minister / Queen / Grand High Poobah is meeting with Foxbat next week. What will they be discussing? 

 

Ambassadorship to the Free People's Republic of Gatchistan.  Of course, each is offering that position to the other, though the niceties of the diplomatic language being used are such that neither realizes what the other has in mind.

 

NT:  Thoroughly implausible chase scenes to involve in your next RPG session.  Neither side of the chase can be using automobiles, except perhaps employing burning wrecks of automobiles as obstacles.

 

 

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22 hours ago, Cancer said:

NT:  Thoroughly implausible chase scenes to involve in your next RPG session.  Neither side of the chase can be using automobiles, except perhaps employing burning wrecks of automobiles as obstacles.

The heroes on pogo sticks, chasing after bad guys on unicycles.  Over and around the burning wrecks of automobiles, naturally.

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The heroes chase the villains and both are in helicopters. If one side shoots the other down there will be a nuclear explosion, so they have to chase without using lethal force. Both sides need something from the other as well.

 

NT: Odd guests at Glastonbury Festival

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On 6/24/2022 at 12:52 PM, death tribble said:

The heroes chase the villains and both are in helicopters. If one side shoots the other down there will be a nuclear explosion, so they have to chase without using lethal force. Both sides need something from the other as well.

 

NT: Odd guests at Glastonbury Festival

BTSMaina (not the real Korean supergroup, but an incredible sdimulation!)

 

NT: Subtle signs the ghost of King James I of England no longer finds your antics amusing (Difficulty: Nobody loses heads, hands, or other body parts).

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On 6/27/2022 at 11:15 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs the ghost of King James I of England no longer finds your antics amusing (Difficulty: Nobody loses heads, hands, or other body parts).

 

The ghost leads the authorities to find a large cache of gunpowder in your care when next you are near a seat of government.

 

NT: Things that should be given away by a large corporation in observance of your birthday.  (Inspired by Free Slurpee Day at 7-11 on July 11, which happens to be Cancer's birthday.)

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On 7/10/2022 at 4:44 PM, Cancer said:

NT: Things that should be given away by a large corporation in observance of your birthday.  (Inspired by Free Slurpee Day at 7-11 on July 11, which happens to be Cancer's birthday.)

A free session of How to Defend Yourself Agai8nst Attackers with Fresh Fruit.

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On 7/10/2022 at 4:44 PM, Cancer said:

 

The ghost leads the authorities to find a large cache of gunpowder in your care when next you are near a seat of government.

 

NT: Things that should be given away by a large corporation in observance of your birthday.  (Inspired by Free Slurpee Day at 7-11 on July 11, which happens to be Cancer's birthday.)

The Power to Make Cars Crash!

 

NT: Subtle signs Majorie Taylor Greene finds your antics far too amusing.

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On 8/4/2022 at 11:36 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs Majorie Taylor Greene finds your antics far too amusing.

 

She praises you with a number of grammatically correct, factually accurate statements. (This is all strictly hypothetical, of course, as such a phenomenon has never been observed from the individual in question in real life.)

 

New Topic: How your favorite superheroine relaxes on a quiet Sunday afternoon.

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On 8/14/2022 at 8:43 AM, Pariah said:

New Topic: How your favorite superheroine relaxes on a quiet Sunday afternoon.

 

Large Marge picks up wimpy-looking hitchhikers and scares the living beejeezus out them.

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The Hellfire Club coordinates its operations from an outbuilding of El Toro del Diablo, a chili parlor in Bastrop, Texas.  The villains' team took their name from the establishment's honor roll of people who finished off a large bowl of "Five Star and Crossbones" super-hot chili with fewer than two beers (12-ounce cans of Lone Star) and six crackers in half an hour or less.

 

NT: You're a supervillain who consumes things: what's your villainous identity, and what you eat/drink/inhale/absorb, etc.

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