BoloOfEarth Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Pariah said: New Topic: The President / Prime Minister / Queen / Grand High Poobah is meeting with Foxbat next week. What will they be discussing? The President wants to pick Foxbat's mind on what he might expect from the Group of Opposing Politicians in the coming months. He figures their antics are about on a par with Foxbat's Master Plan. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 4 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said: The President wants to pick Foxbat's mind on what he might expect from the Group of Opposing Politicians in the coming months. He figures their antics are about on a par with Foxbat's Master Plan. The rest of you can go home. We have our winner. 🏆 /threadjack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 2 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: The President / Prime Minister / Queen / Grand High Poobah is meeting with Foxbat next week. What will they be discussing? Ambassadorship to the Free People's Republic of Gatchistan. Of course, each is offering that position to the other, though the niceties of the diplomatic language being used are such that neither realizes what the other has in mind. NT: Thoroughly implausible chase scenes to involve in your next RPG session. Neither side of the chase can be using automobiles, except perhaps employing burning wrecks of automobiles as obstacles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 22 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Thoroughly implausible chase scenes to involve in your next RPG session. Neither side of the chase can be using automobiles, except perhaps employing burning wrecks of automobiles as obstacles. The heroes on pogo sticks, chasing after bad guys on unicycles. Over and around the burning wrecks of automobiles, naturally. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 24, 2022 Report Share Posted June 24, 2022 Heroes riding kangaroos chasing villains atop hyenas with the mess of busted vehicles as obstacles (hyenas constantly laughing at heroes). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 24, 2022 Report Share Posted June 24, 2022 The heroes chase the villains and both are in helicopters. If one side shoots the other down there will be a nuclear explosion, so they have to chase without using lethal force. Both sides need something from the other as well. NT: Odd guests at Glastonbury Festival Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 24, 2022 Report Share Posted June 24, 2022 Winston Churchill's corpse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 8 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Odd guests at Glastonbury Festival Fresh from her residency at Space Station Three, Presenting Carmen Miranda's Ghost! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 On 6/24/2022 at 12:52 PM, death tribble said: The heroes chase the villains and both are in helicopters. If one side shoots the other down there will be a nuclear explosion, so they have to chase without using lethal force. Both sides need something from the other as well. NT: Odd guests at Glastonbury Festival BTSMaina (not the real Korean supergroup, but an incredible sdimulation!) NT: Subtle signs the ghost of King James I of England no longer finds your antics amusing (Difficulty: Nobody loses heads, hands, or other body parts). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 He is overheard telling Shakespeare that he does not need to do a play about you as there is nothing remotely interesting about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 When asked about you, he simply doesn't answer in any manner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 On 6/27/2022 at 11:15 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the ghost of King James I of England no longer finds your antics amusing (Difficulty: Nobody loses heads, hands, or other body parts). The ghost leads the authorities to find a large cache of gunpowder in your care when next you are near a seat of government. NT: Things that should be given away by a large corporation in observance of your birthday. (Inspired by Free Slurpee Day at 7-11 on July 11, which happens to be Cancer's birthday.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 11, 2022 Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 Tickets to the stoning of Donald Trump. (N.B. this can be father of son) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 On 7/10/2022 at 4:44 PM, Cancer said: NT: Things that should be given away by a large corporation in observance of your birthday. (Inspired by Free Slurpee Day at 7-11 on July 11, which happens to be Cancer's birthday.) A free session of How to Defend Yourself Agai8nst Attackers with Fresh Fruit. L. Marcus and Cancer 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 5, 2022 Report Share Posted August 5, 2022 On 7/10/2022 at 4:44 PM, Cancer said: The ghost leads the authorities to find a large cache of gunpowder in your care when next you are near a seat of government. NT: Things that should be given away by a large corporation in observance of your birthday. (Inspired by Free Slurpee Day at 7-11 on July 11, which happens to be Cancer's birthday.) The Power to Make Cars Crash! NT: Subtle signs Majorie Taylor Greene finds your antics far too amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 5, 2022 Report Share Posted August 5, 2022 She signs up to be your running mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 6, 2022 Report Share Posted August 6, 2022 She purchases the entire neighborhood simply so that you can have room for everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 On 8/4/2022 at 11:36 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs Majorie Taylor Greene finds your antics far too amusing. She praises you with a number of grammatically correct, factually accurate statements. (This is all strictly hypothetical, of course, as such a phenomenon has never been observed from the individual in question in real life.) New Topic: How your favorite superheroine relaxes on a quiet Sunday afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 On 8/14/2022 at 8:43 AM, Pariah said: New Topic: How your favorite superheroine relaxes on a quiet Sunday afternoon. Large Marge picks up wimpy-looking hitchhikers and scares the living beejeezus out them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 18, 2022 Report Share Posted August 18, 2022 On 8/14/2022 at 9:43 AM, Pariah said: New Topic: How your favorite superheroine relaxes on a quiet Sunday afternoon. Elastigirl relaxes with a bit of yoga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 Jennifer Walters spends a rare quiet moment surrounded by Thing's weight set and legal briefs. NT: Comical HQs that one can discover among the various teams (super, espionage, or any other type) - crazier the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 Dr. Strange's first HQ was a closet under the stairs of his idiot uncle's place. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 Superman's first secret base was a backroom at a playing card company. The Fortress of Solitaire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 26, 2022 Report Share Posted September 26, 2022 The Hellfire Club coordinates its operations from an outbuilding of El Toro del Diablo, a chili parlor in Bastrop, Texas. The villains' team took their name from the establishment's honor roll of people who finished off a large bowl of "Five Star and Crossbones" super-hot chili with fewer than two beers (12-ounce cans of Lone Star) and six crackers in half an hour or less. NT: You're a supervillain who consumes things: what's your villainous identity, and what you eat/drink/inhale/absorb, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 26, 2022 Report Share Posted September 26, 2022 Dr Childeater Children Yeah I went there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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