Cancer Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 On 12/7/2022 at 11:24 AM, death tribble said: NT: Unexpected choices for sports personality of the year Russel Wilson's agent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 On 12/7/2022 at 11:24 AM, death tribble said: NT: Unexpected choices for sports personality of the year Tom Brady's dog. NT: Movie, TV, and Comics character you do not want to see gender swapped. (Difficulty: Be nice, and go for the funny.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 10 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Movie, TV, and Comics character you do not want to see gender swapped. (Difficulty: Be nice, and go for the funny.) Host of the Apprentice: Donna Trump BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 12 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Movie, TV, and Comics character you do not want to see gender swapped. (Difficulty: Be nice, and go for the funny.) Granny Goodness (JLU version voiced by Ed Asner) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 15 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Movie, TV, and Comics character you do not want to see gender swapped. (Difficulty: Be nice, and go for the funny.) Godzilla, because that suggests that kaiju breeding will soon feature in the films. NT: It's 11 December. What Thanksgiving leftovers are still in your fridge? Need not be fully based in reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 30 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: It's 11 December. What Thanksgiving leftovers are still in your fridge? Need not be fully based in reality. Jellied cranberries. I mean, who eats that stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 36 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: It's 11 December. What Thanksgiving leftovers are still in your fridge? Need not be fully based in reality. Half a jug of cider. It may not have been hard cider before, but it probably is now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 The screaming souls of the damned. Lolth has a very odd idea what Thanksgiving means. NT: It's Christmastime, there's no need to be afraid. Well actually there is but of what ? (Difficulty not relatives or the Krampus) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 6 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: It's Christmastime, there's no need to be afraid. Well actually there is but of what ? (Difficulty not relatives or the Krampus) Santa Claus and his Elf agents on shelves everywhere. After all, if Santa can see everything you do, who can be really comfortable? You'd better be doubleplusgood! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 7 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: It's Christmastime, there's no need to be afraid. Well actually there is but of what ? (Difficulty not relatives or the Krampus) All those hidden changes to your health & prescription insurance that on Jan 1 will see you unexpectedly owing a couple of thousand more dollars by Groundhog Day. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 7 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: It's Christmastime, there's no need to be afraid. Well actually there is but of what ? (Difficulty not relatives or the Krampus) Carolers who think songs like "Last Christmas", "All I Want for Christmas Is You", and "Merry X-mas (War Is Over)" are appropriate to sing in public. New Topic: Santa just got Foxbat's Christmas wish list. What's on it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 Donald Trump's bank account Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 7 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Santa just got Foxbat's Christmas wish list. What's on it? 5 hours ago, death tribble said: Donald Trump's bank account OT: He felt the sting of disappointment when he got in and only crypto was left -- the real money had already been spirited away by Talisman. 7 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Santa just got Foxbat's Christmas wish list. What's on it? An arsenal of Nerf weaponry and ammunition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 12 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Santa just got Foxbat's Christmas wish list. What's on it? New Topik: Now that that nonsense around Whoville is over, where does the Grinch move to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 10 hours ago, Cancer said: New Topik: Now that that nonsense around Whoville is over, where does the Grinch move to? The next place in line: Whatever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 11 hours ago, Cancer said: New Topik: Now that that nonsense around Whoville is over, where does the Grinch move to? Antarctica. All of the snow, none of the noise. Except for the penguins, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 On 12/12/2022 at 11:10 PM, Cancer said: New Topik: Now that that nonsense around Whoville is over, where does the Grinch move to? The Frozen franchise and its popularity betting less and less possible without Federal intervention. NT: Subtle signs you are staying in the wrong sort of hotel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs you are staying in the wrong sort of hotel? "Look, there's John Wick..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 16 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: The Frozen franchise and its popularity betting less and less possible without Federal intervention. NT: Subtle signs you are staying in the wrong sort of hotel? "Is that Queen Eliza approaching us?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 16 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs you are staying in the wrong sort of hotel? "What time is checkout? Doesn't matter. You can check out any time you like ... but you can never leave." New Topic: What is Mr. Incredible giving his wife and kids for Christmas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 25 minutes ago, Pariah said: "What time is checkout? Doesn't matter. You can check out any time you like ... but you can never leave." New Topic: What is Mr. Incredible giving his wife and kids for Christmas? A fire proof toilet for use after a dinner of curry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 3 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: What is Mr. Incredible giving his wife and kids for Christmas? Two weeks on Syndrome's Island, which the government is developing as a training and R&R station for supers, and while it's been broadly hinted that Bob & Helen will be made co-superintendents of the training section once that is ready, only the resort hotel is open for business at this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 8 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: What is Mr. Incredible giving his wife and kids for Christmas? I don't know, but I can tell you what he's NOT giving them... NO CAPES! New Topic: Santa Claus tests positive for COVID two days before Christmas, and Foxbat volunteers to fill in for him (whether the Jolly Old Elf wants him to or not). What "minor changes" is Foxbat going to make to this festive holiday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 4 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: I don't know, but I can tell you what he's NOT giving them... NO CAPES! New Topic: Santa Claus tests positive for COVID two days before Christmas, and Foxbat volunteers to fill in for him (whether the Jolly Old Elf wants him to or not). What "minor changes" is Foxbat going to make to this festive holiday? "Packages are so 19th Century. I'm giving everybody gift cards to Foxbat Industries -- Purveyors of fine comedic weaponry since last Tuesday! I swear I'm not selling anything actually lethal --" Old Topic: Violet gets ten free audiobooks of her choice. Dash gets a pedometer to help him learn more about his speed powers. Jack-Jack gets -- well, spec ially reinforced bhlocks and rattles. And his wife? Super-special spandex outfits for each of them with easier access to various bits (they're not naughty if you're married...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 19, 2022 Report Share Posted December 19, 2022 On 12/15/2022 at 9:22 PM, BoloOfEarth said: I don't know, but I can tell you what he's NOT giving them... NO CAPES! New Topic: Santa Claus tests positive for COVID two days before Christmas, and Foxbat volunteers to fill in for him (whether the Jolly Old Elf wants him to or not). What "minor changes" is Foxbat going to make to this festive holiday? Instead of the traditional reindeer, he uses new, improved robodeer that sing Foxbat-inspered versions of the holiday classics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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