Cancer Posted December 19, 2022 Report Share Posted December 19, 2022 On 12/15/2022 at 8:22 PM, BoloOfEarth said: New Topic: Santa Claus tests positive for COVID two days before Christmas, and Foxbat volunteers to fill in for him (whether the Jolly Old Elf wants him to or not). What "minor changes" is Foxbat going to make to this festive holiday? All the public nativity scenes have their pieces replaced with appropriate collections of high-value figures of the top few items in the ***NEW*** ***ORIGINAL*** NFT Foxbat Trading Card set! NT: Nonstandard new ways to observe Boxing Day. Need not include boxing, but it could.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 19, 2022 Report Share Posted December 19, 2022 16 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: Nonstandard new ways to observe Boxing Day. Need not include boxing, but it could.... Stuffing our senior Senator into a box and Fed-Exing him to Moscow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 On 12/19/2022 at 12:03 PM, Cancer said: NT: Nonstandard new ways to observe Boxing Day. Need not include boxing, but it could.... Get all the leaders from around the world all together in a great big ring, bill it as the Loudest Show on Earth, and let them fight li8ike Hell to see who's King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 On 12/19/2022 at 1:03 PM, Cancer said: All the public nativity scenes have their pieces replaced with appropriate collections of high-value figures of the top few items in the ***NEW*** ***ORIGINAL*** NFT Foxbat Trading Card set! NT: Nonstandard new ways to observe Boxing Day. Need not include boxing, but it could.... Make it BDSM day- renters get to be able to whip their landlords in any manner that they wish and the landlord must take it. NT: Santa's reindeer go on strike on Christmas Eve. Who fills the roll and how? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 17 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Santa's reindeer go on strike on Christmas Eve. Who fills the roll and how? <Foxbat> This is the perfect use for the Incredible Centipedemobile! </Foxbat> Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Asperion said: NT: Santa's reindeer go on strike on Christmas Eve. Who fills the roll and how? A Nevada rancher (he's a little downwind of Area 51) rents out a dozen rocket cows. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 10 hours ago, Asperion said: Make it BDSM day- renters get to be able to whip their landlords in any manner that they wish and the landlord must take it. NT: Santa's reindeer go on strike on Christmas Eve. Who fills the roll and how? The first thing is that there are npow six wild boars pulling the sl;eigh, Santa has grons some impressive lower canines, and some guy named Teatime has decided there's a target on Santa's back. NT: If Terry Pratchett had written the Nativity story... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 ... The camels would have been really mean and have funny names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 11, 2023 Report Share Posted January 11, 2023 With how long this has been in stasis, let's start a new thread - NT: Returned wonders from previous centuries (earlier than the 20th). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 The Colossus of Rhodes is shopping for an apartment the size of the Chrysler Building. In fact, he wanted to live in the Chrysler Building itself. There were objections. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 The Hanging Gardens of Babylon turn out to be entirely populated by either invasive pest species, plant sources of dangerous toxic and/or psychoactive alkaloids, or dense but normal shrubs which conceal the bodies of political murder victims. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 The Statue of Zeus isn't just a statue. Zeus himself inhabits it -- and man ishe ticked off! A: What did you do to tick off all these cops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 The Great Pyramid was originally only house-sized. Then someone came along and asked, "Hey, can I add something to that?" And he was like, "Sure, for fifty bucks." So he did, and then someone else came and asked him, and so on. And thus was born the Pyramid scheme. Bought their favorite donut shop and turned it into an avant-garde arthouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 advertised them as a free taxi service Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 19, 2023 Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 19 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: What did you do to tick off all these cops? Colored in the stripes on all those "thin blue line" flag stickers to turn them into LGBTQ+ flag stickers. NT: Inadvisable things to get your spouse / partner / significant other for Valentine's Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 19, 2023 Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 1 minute ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Inadvisable things to get your spouse / partner / significant other for Valentine's Day. Chlamydia A one-way plane ticket to Thailand. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 19, 2023 Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 12 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Inadvisable things to get your spouse / partner / significant other for Valentine's Day. A Chastity Belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 19, 2023 Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 45 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Inadvisable things to get your spouse / partner / significant other for Valentine's Day. A referral for cosmetic surgery. NT: Sights that really make the groundhog go back down his burrow and sleep for six weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 19, 2023 Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 41 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: Sights that really make the groundhog go back down his burrow and sleep for six weeks. The latest news coverage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 19, 2023 Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 2 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Sights that really make the groundhog go back down his burrow and sleep for six weeks. A certain ex-President in swimwear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 19, 2023 Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 4 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Sights that really make the groundhog go back down his burrow and sleep for six weeks. Global climate change. New Topic: Things you can say to your gaming group, but not your family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 19, 2023 Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 I'll kill you all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 On 1/19/2023 at 12:09 PM, Pariah said: New Topic: Things you can say to your gaming group, but not your family. "I can screw every female I meet with utter impunity!" "Oh dear. <Let's not let our son play the Bard anymre!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 On 1/19/2023 at 12:09 PM, Pariah said: New Topic: Things you can say to your gaming group, but not your family. "I had to sell off a bunch of stuff, but with that and all the rest of our available cash I bought a +3 Mind Shredder staff so I can take out that d****d batch of Intellect Devourers who are immune to normal damage." NT: Things that won't be affected by that +3 Mind Shredder staff. Please avoid politics, despite the rich opportunities that provides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 11 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: Things that won't be affected by that +3 Mind Shredder staff. Please avoid politics, despite the rich opportunities that provides. Toasters. Because you know darn well some guy who's seen a lot of Red Dwarf will be hostile towards toasters. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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