Pariah Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 1 hour ago, Cancer said: NT: Things that won't be affected by that +3 Mind Shredder staff. Please avoid politics, despite the rich opportunities that provides. Helicopter parents. (Nothing else works, either.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 6 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Things that won't be affected by that +3 Mind Shredder staff. Please avoid politics, despite the rich opportunities that provides. Those who hasd the foresight to purchase a 6d6 Mental Defense power, OAF Otherworldly stainless "Steel" Helmet, from Foxbat Industries (purveyors of fine comedic weaponry since last Tuesday!). NT: More surprisingly useful things you can buy from Foxbat Industries (purveyors of fine comedic weaponry since last Tuesday!). 6 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Things that won't be affected by that +3 Mind Shredder staff. Please avoid politics, despite the rich opportunities that provides. Those who hasd the foresight to purchase a 6d6 Mental Defense power, OAF Otherworldly stainless "Steel" Helmet, from Foxbat Industries (purveyors of fine comedic weaponry since last Tuesday!). NT: More surprisingly useful things you can buy from Foxbat Industries (purveyors of fine comedic weaponry since last Tuesday!). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 10 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: More surprisingly useful things you can buy from Foxbat Industries (purveyors of fine comedic weaponry since last Tuesday!). Ping-pong balls that disintegrate into a fine powder when you hit them. Cheaper than smoke bombs, and a better selection of colors! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 On 1/20/2023 at 9:12 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: More surprisingly useful things you can buy from Foxbat Industries (purveyors of fine comedic weaponry since last Tuesday!). The egg crate. What better than a few hundred eggs to drench the opponent with slime, block their vision, and make them slip and fall? And entirely legal to create and use! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 On 1/21/2023 at 12:12 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: More surprisingly useful things you can buy from Foxbat Industries (purveyors of fine comedic weaponry since last Tuesday!). The Photonic Optical Waveform (POW) hologram generator, which makes visible sound effects for your next battle. Because who doesn't want "POW!" and "BLAM!" and "KER-SPLAT!" visible for miles as you battle your arch-enemies? NT: Unfortunate arch-enemies for your favorite heroes. (For example, the Flash's new enemy, the Flasher.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 For any of them, Health and Risk Assessment Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 Mr. Terrific has terrible problems contending against Mr. Yuk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 10 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Unfortunate arch-enemies for your favorite heroes. (For example, the Flash's new enemy, the Flasher.) Mr. Incredible's most daunting foe is not Syndrome or Screenslaver, but ... New Math Man! New Topic: Superheroes as High School Teachers. Who's teaching which class? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 Batman is teaching civic responsibility. Behave or else...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Clark Kent is a beloved teacher of English and Journalism, with a dose of Ethics thrown in on the side. Because being faster than a speeding bullet more powerful than a locomotive is not what makes a Man Super... Lex Luthor (under a false name) teaches Philosophy down the hall, but he draws mostly from Nietzsche and Ayn Rand. All he knows about Mr. Kent is that he despises him. Most students hate his classes and some hate him\, and the few that do admire him are the worst bullies on campus.. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 Ben Grimm as physical education teacher, drivers' ed instructor, and head football coach. NT: 10-to-30-second outtakes from a movie (which doesn't have to be a real one, obviously) in which a superhero or supervillain completely loses his/her temper over some minor annoyance, usually inanimate, and overreacts violently (really violently). As an example, the old Hulk tv series intro sequence had Bruce Banner get a flat in the rain, ended up hulking out, ripping the doors off the car, and rolling it into the ditch. Right sort of trigger, but here I'm looking for more over-the-top action than was in that tv intro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 Ghost Rider walks in on a session of Congress. The hatred, lies, backbiting, and hypocrisy in the room overwhelm him, and he goes something like Johnny Storm supernova. Cue Ghost Rider walking out of the burnt-out husk of the Capitol building a few seconds later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 Batman walks into a therapy group and when asked what is wrong screams 'My parents are dead !' and slaps everyone silly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 The Flash, on another of his escapades in time, shows up in various points before the rise of Man. When he finally gets home, he declares himself terribly upset at Humanity. "I met your gasoline!" NT: Subtle signs the entire nation of Paraguay is laughing at you behind your back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 Jaguars defecate on your belongings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 They put you into a lower position than most Americans are placed in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 On 2/2/2023 at 11:23 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the entire nation of Paraguay is laughing at you behind your back. They give you lots of cassava bread without taking out the cyanides first. NT: "March Madness" phenomena that have nothing to do with basketball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 1 hour ago, Cancer said: NT: "March Madness" phenomena that have nothing to do with basketball. The International Festival of Military Parades and Chicken Eating Competition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 Hares fighting like anything. Because one spilled the other's pint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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