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1 hour ago, Cancer said:

NT:  Things that won't be affected by that +3 Mind Shredder staff.  Please avoid politics, despite the rich opportunities that provides.

 

Helicopter parents. (Nothing else works, either.)

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6 hours ago, Cancer said:

NT:  Things that won't be affected by that +3 Mind Shredder staff.  Please avoid politics, despite the rich opportunities that provides.

Those who hasd the foresight to purchase a 6d6 Mental Defense power, OAF Otherworldly stainless "Steel" Helmet, from Foxbat Industries (purveyors of fine comedic weaponry since last Tuesday!).

 

NT: More surprisingly useful things you can buy from Foxbat Industries (purveyors of fine comedic weaponry since last Tuesday!).

6 hours ago, Cancer said:

NT:  Things that won't be affected by that +3 Mind Shredder staff.  Please avoid politics, despite the rich opportunities that provides.

Those who hasd the foresight to purchase a 6d6 Mental Defense power, OAF Otherworldly stainless "Steel" Helmet, from Foxbat Industries (purveyors of fine comedic weaponry since last Tuesday!).

 

NT: More surprisingly useful things you can buy from Foxbat Industries (purveyors of fine comedic weaponry since last Tuesday!).

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10 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: More surprisingly useful things you can buy from Foxbat Industries (purveyors of fine comedic weaponry since last Tuesday!).

 

Ping-pong balls that disintegrate into a fine powder when you hit them. Cheaper than smoke bombs, and a better selection of colors! 

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On 1/20/2023 at 9:12 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: More surprisingly useful things you can buy from Foxbat Industries (purveyors of fine comedic weaponry since last Tuesday!).

 

The egg crate.  What better than a few hundred eggs to drench the opponent with slime, block their vision, and make them slip and fall?  And entirely legal to create and use!

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On 1/21/2023 at 12:12 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: More surprisingly useful things you can buy from Foxbat Industries (purveyors of fine comedic weaponry since last Tuesday!).

 

The Photonic Optical Waveform (POW) hologram generator, which makes visible sound effects for your next battle.  Because who doesn't want "POW!" and "BLAM!" and "KER-SPLAT!" visible for miles as you battle your arch-enemies?

 

NT: Unfortunate arch-enemies for your favorite heroes.  (For example, the Flash's new enemy, the Flasher.)

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10 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said:

NT: Unfortunate arch-enemies for your favorite heroes.  (For example, the Flash's new enemy, the Flasher.)

 

Mr. Incredible's most daunting foe is not Syndrome or Screenslaver, but ... New Math Man!

 

New Topic: Superheroes as High School Teachers. Who's teaching which class?

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Clark Kent is a beloved teacher of English and Journalism, with a dose of Ethics thrown in on the side. Because being faster than a speeding bullet more powerful than a locomotive is not what makes a Man Super...

 

Lex Luthor (under a false name) teaches Philosophy down the hall, but he draws mostly from Nietzsche and Ayn Rand. All he knows about Mr. Kent is that he despises him. Most students hate his classes and some hate him\, and the few that do admire him  are the worst bullies on campus..

 

 

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Ben Grimm as physical education teacher, drivers' ed instructor, and head football coach.

 

NT: 10-to-30-second outtakes from a movie (which doesn't have to be a real one, obviously) in which a superhero or supervillain completely loses his/her temper over some minor annoyance, usually inanimate, and overreacts violently (really violently).  As an example, the old Hulk tv series intro sequence had Bruce Banner get a flat in the rain, ended up hulking out, ripping the doors off the car, and rolling it into the ditch.  Right sort of trigger, but here I'm looking for more over-the-top action than was in that tv intro.

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Ghost Rider walks in on a session of Congress. The hatred, lies, backbiting, and hypocrisy in the room overwhelm him, and he goes something like Johnny Storm supernova.  Cue Ghost Rider walking out of the burnt-out husk of the Capitol building a few seconds later. 

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On 2/2/2023 at 11:23 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs the entire nation of Paraguay is laughing at you behind your back.

 

They give you lots of cassava bread without taking out the cyanides first.

 

NT: "March Madness" phenomena that have nothing to do with basketball.

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