zornwil Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You named your kid George W. Bush???? (okay, I know, but sometimes the cheap shot has to be taken!) NT: Bad Sunday School teacher quotes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad Sunday School teacher quotes "....and that's why Scruffy won't get into Heaven." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad Sunday School teacher quotes"So' date=' children, even as you inevitably burn in screaming agony in the fiery pits of Hell while demons mercilessly torture and rape you unendingly for millions upon millions of years, you can forever take comfort in knowing that it is all part of God's greater plan, because he [i']loves[/i] you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchpad Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat " ... and that's why wearing your clothes are a sin ... especially for Billy!" NT: What if Tyra Banks held "Marvel's Next Hero"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat " NT: What if Tyra Banks held "Marvel's Next Hero"? Okay, first I'm going to show everyone how to wear spandex.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What if Tyra Banks held "Marvel's Next Hero"? It's a tradition that when heroes first meet, they have to fight. So get ready to catfight!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What if Tyra Banks held "Marvel's Next Hero"?Okay, I don't want to hear any more whining. If you're going to make it in the big leagues, you're going to learn to perform acrobatic martial maneuvers in stiletto heels, and that's all there is to it. NT: Olympic Events We'd Like To See Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Olympic Events We'd Like To See The next olympic event : The The four man bed relay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike W Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Purse Puppy Hurdles Relay: Where all those annoying people that carry those little yipper dogs that won't shut up in their purses must run a 4 x 400 hurdles relay races - with dogs and purses. All losing teams are internationally banned from carrying said dogs(or any like dogs) in their purses for the next four years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archermoo Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Next up: Cross Country Roller Fcking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Attention Archermoo ! Your is the next subject to post ! it's three and with the third you post the new subject Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archermoo Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Attention Archermoo ! Your is the next subject to post ! it's three and with the third you post the new subject Sorry 'bout that. I miscounted and cannot get to the boards from work... Next subject: Things you don't want to hear as you go under general anesthetic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Next subject: Things you don't want to hear as you go under general anesthetic... Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Next subject: Things you don't want to hear as you go under general anesthetic... Nurse, could you hold the anatomy book a little higher? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Next subject: Things you don't want to hear as you go under general anesthetic... Ok, now bring that tank of helium New Topic: Sports that shouldn't be taken "to the extreme." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ok, now bring that tank of helium New Topic: Sports that shouldn't be taken "to the extreme." NOW ON ESPN. EXTREME CONTACT GOLF! *scene of football players tackling a golfer.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Sports that shouldn't be taken "to the extreme." And now on BBC World Sport... EXTREME IRONING!!! I bet you thought I was just making that up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hi, and welcome to Extreme Chess where we use real people and actually maim the crap out of them when they get taken. And yes we do use real kings, real queens and real bishops ! NT: Someone uou don't want as your new neighbour Hyper-Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Someone uou don't want as your new neighbour "Honey, I just met the new neighbor. He's a doctor, and seems like a nice guy. He had a funny name, what was it again? Anyway, he invited us over for dinner. He said something about having another friend for dinner, with some chianti and fava beans." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Someone uou don't want as your new neighbour "Hulk come for Cup of Sugar! Give Sugar, or Hulk SMASH!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hi there, we just moved in, we're a family in a reality TV show, this should be fun!" NT: Things you'd like to say to sales people but normally don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentor Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "So what would the price be without you getting the maximum commission?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Now if this doesn't do everything you've claimed the way that I want, I collect your head on a silver platter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hi there, we just moved in, we're a family in a reality TV show, this should be fun!" NT: Things you'd like to say to sales people but normally don't. I appreciate the help but will you quit following me like a f***ing dog looking for a scrap of food (I would particularlly like to say this to furniture salesmen) NT: Disney Character Sex Scenes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu King Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I appreciate the help but will you quit following me like a f***ing dog looking for a scrap of food (I would particularlly like to say this to furniture salesmen) NT: Disney Character Sex Scenes Blue Fairy: "Okay now, Pinnochio, I'm going to get on all fours. Just look towards my back and start lying... death tribble and Hyper-Man 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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