death tribble Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat So you thought Jazz sucked, but the truth is country music is the nectar of the Devil himself NT: Reasons why Scotty says 'The Engines canna take it Captain !' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Reasons why Scotty says 'The Engines canna take it Captain !' Too drunk and comfy to get out of chair and adjust engines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Reasons why Scotty says 'The Engines canna take it Captain !' He's watching a Washington vs. Dallas football game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandidGamera Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Reasons why Scotty says 'The Engines canna take it Captain !' Kirk's been using the Impulse Drive to help strap him into his girdle again. NT : Signs you may be eating at the wrong restaurant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT : Signs you may be eating at the wrong restaurant. You ask to be seated somewhere away from a screaming child, and the server just eyes you warily to try to figure out if you're joking. Finally she replies, "We don't do seating on the roof, sorry." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT : Signs you may be eating at the wrong restaurant. Waiter: "It rubs the lotion in its skin, or it gets the hose again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT : Signs you may be eating at the wrong restaurant All the waiters dress like secret service, and there's a camera in your lobster staring at you. NT: If comic book characters could get their hands on some of their writers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat And thus Mark Millar was beaten, violated, and left for dead in red lingere. Sources say the perpetrator was a red headed woman who's accomplice, a brown haired young man, stood buy and smirked. "Thanks MJ" was all he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If comic book characters could get their hands on some of their writers. The Authority to Millar: "We were heroes. You made us this. We're going to spend some time together." CENSORED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat [just to spread the hate] The bloated corpse of John Byrne was seen floating past a US Satellite this morning. When reached for comment, Superman merely muttered "New Age, psychosematic bull****..." over and over again. NT: Let's try that again with character pleased with their portrayal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Let's try that again with character pleased with their portrayal. "Psst. Hey, if I tip ya something on the side ... Well, Y'know, I love Lois, but ... ah ... d'ya think you could draw her boobs a little bigger? Oh, and just lemme know what I can do in return." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Let's try that again with character pleased with their portrayal. "I and the rest of the Superpets wanted to thank you. Our adventures represent some of the best of the Silver Age." "Except the Comet - Supergirl thing. Comet's OK with it, but Beppo, Streaky and I think it's kind of creepy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat HULK BRING POSYS TO THANK PUNY IMAGINEER! nt: least likely cheese based products. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat HULK BRING POSYS TO THANK PUNY IMAGINEER! nt: least likely cheese based products. Think of your children. Buy Gouda Plated Clothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat nt: least likely cheese based products. "Sarge, we're getting too many wounded! This new body armor is like swiss cheese!" "It is Swiss Cheese, soldier!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat nt: least likely cheese based products. Why do all my baitless mousetraps keep disappearing? NT: Things you do in the bathtub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Why do all my baitless mousetraps keep disappearing? NT: Things you do in the bathtub. Shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you do in the bathtub. I'd like to say "my girlfriend", but since at the moment I haven't got one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you do in the bathtub. "Rubber Ducky, you're the one...." NT: If Thor worship became a mainstream religion in modern times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If Thor worship became a mainstream religion in modern times "Tens of thousands of Thorites attacked the Marvel Comics building today for publishing images of their god." Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If Thor worship became a mainstream religion in modern times Lots, LOTS more politicians getting crispy-fried by lightning for violating their oaths to "protect and defend..." :celebrate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If Thor worship became a mainstream religion in modern times A sudden increase in hammer realted injuries. NT: Excerpts from the Federation Captain's Training Manual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Excerpts from the Federation Captain's Training Manual. " Remember, 'To Boldly Go where no man has gone before' does not mean deflowering the virgins of the galaxy is part of Federation Policy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Excerpts from the Federation Captain's Training Manual. Klingons are your friends -- except when they're not. If someone offers to show you their story about you, decline as firmly as you possibly can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Excerpts from the Federation Captain's Training Manual. "The expession 'sure, go ahead' shall be replaced by something more dramatic." NT: The planet Star Trek would never go to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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