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NT: eBay auctions that didn't sell.

 

Bid on a dinner with Ann Coulter and Michael Moore!

 

New Topic: What Cheney is really thinking when he sits behind the President during the State of the Union address.

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No Cheetah! You Jane, me Tarzan! ;)

 

NT: Scary new RPGs coming out this Gen Con

 

I fooled them all on the Herogames NGD boards now Fred Bittick brings to you the Hot Lesbian Couple RPG. Now you to can learn how to pretend to be a hot lesbian couple to foll everyone

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Stimpy' date=' you eeedeeeot! It's my turn to be submissive![/quote']

Excuse me - brief tangent, but I must remark - the last genuine Kricfalusi run of Ren and Stimpy, which he did (I believe) for TNT fairly recently, made a rather direct and lewd joke revolving around this topic, with Ren yelling at Stimpy (after a visual making it extraordinarily clear what was meant) "I'm the pitcher, you're the catcher!" I don't know if your joke was inspired by that but it certainly reminded me of that.

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Sorry, since we drifted off topic a second, I had to go back and count how many were meant to be respones to the last topic.

 

NT: Powers you don't want your players to ask for(no power gaming stuff).

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NT: Powers you don't want your players to ask for(no power gaming stuff).

Extra limb: Prehensile Penis.

Stretching: 12", Extra Limb Only, Velocity Damage.

Hand Attack: +4d6, Extra Limb Only.

Flash: Vision, 12d6, NND, Defense is Hard Eye Covering, No Range (pee in the eyes), Extra Limb Only

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NT: Powers you don't want your players to ask for(no power gaming stuff).

 

Blast of Flatulance: 10D6 EB, Explosive, NND vs LS: SC Breathing or the ability to breath methane, No Range, Personal Immunity Must turn face away from opponent

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I fooled them all on the Herogames NGD boards now Fred Bittick brings to you the Hot Lesbian Couple RPG. Now you to can learn how to pretend to be a hot lesbian couple to foll everyone

 

Fred Bittick? THE FRED BITTICK? I've been LOOKING for that guy? How can I contact Fred?

 

PAGING MIGHTY MIDGET! COME IN, MIGHTY MIDGET!

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NT: Powers you don't want your players to ask for(no power gaming stuff).

Monkeyboy's

"Flinging Attack":

Energy Blast 10d6, Linked with

Flash 9d6:Sight and Smell groups,

OIF: Poop

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NT: Things overheard at a meeting of television executives.

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NT: Things overheard at a meeting of television executives.

 

"Let's do a reality show about 8 people, locked in a house for a week, who watch nothing but reality shows. Whattaya think?"

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This show has a large fan following, but it is not our target demographic. We need to cancel it.

 

 

Wild conspiracy theories that make you laugh.

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The LAPD hated a football player so much, they tried to frame him for the murder of his wife.

 

 

 

 

 

what?

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NT: Things overheard at a meeting of television executives.

 

"See, and then, when things start to really lag in the ratings, we can have the cool character jump this shark- wouldn't thatbe awesome?" :stupid:

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The LAPD hated a football player so much, they tried to frame him for the murder of his wife.

 

 

 

 

 

what?

 

And in the second season, they sent these young boys to the house of this 40 year old popstar with a peter pan complex...

 

Yeah definite potential there... :rolleyes:

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Wild conspiracy theories that make you laugh.

The show Star Trek was actually an attempt by the Catholic Church to make everyone watching become Catholics.

 

The scary part? This is a real theory I found in a book of conspiracy theories. I just had to laugh the more I read.

 

NT: Superheroes that failed to get their own series.

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