death tribble Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat One time in BANNED camp I met Champsguy, Trencher, Skaramine and Worldmaker. Not that I like to blow my own trumpet. Tim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat One time in BANNED camp I met Champsguy' date=' Trencher, Skaramine and Worldmaker. Not that I like to blow my own trumpet.[/quote'] OT: See, had I not repped you for silliness in that other thread, this one would've deserved it. Nice pun, dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: One time in band camp ... I left the mouthpeice on my instrument. I'll never do THAT again. NT: What new sport would you like to see played? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What new sport would you like to see played? Bowling ball mortar timed target shooting. Most hits in 4 minutes wins. Target is to be human-sized. (If I was the 3rd poster, I'd make the target the next theme, but that's not up to me.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Female Indoor Nude Trampoline Volleyball (I'm going straight to Hell for this one amongst others sins) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Female Indoor Nude Trampoline Volleyball (I'm going straight to Hell for this one amongst others sins) OT: I'd watch it! and go straight to hell beside you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Calvinball. NT: Who would you choose to play the target in bowling ball mortar timed target shooting? zornwil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sorry, too long a list..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Jerry Falwell (for telling those less well off than himself regardless of colour that he is better than they amongst other things) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Calvinball. NT: Who would you choose to play the target in bowling ball mortar timed target shooting? The Congress and the Senate. NT: Why is the media upset that they weren't told 5 minutes after Cheney accidently shot someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why is the media upset that they weren't told 5 minutes after Cheney accidently shot someone. Because they had to keep NewsChopper 27 on the ground and the pilot really wanted to take 'er up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Because now they have to run the "Canadian Youth masturbating to internet porn" story. Cheney's story had more integrity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Another opportunity to promote OLympics coverage is gone. Darnit. NT: Signs that your Significant Other watches too much American Idol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your Significant Other watches too much American Idol. She can tell you what Paula was wearing at the auditions and whether she like this weeks or last weeks better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Simon Cowell got a restairning order against her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandidGamera Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your Significant Other watches too much American Idol. She keeps brutally rating your "performance" with a British accent. NT: Signs Batman was expecting you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat There is an Arkham Asylum van waiting with staff holding a straitjacket in just your size with your name on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs Batman was expecting you. Classic Batman: He has already tied up Robin to save time. 2005 Batman: He has already killed Robin to save time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The sudden blow to the back of the head that knocks you uncosncious. NT: Signs that your departure from the Babylon 5 station is going to be somewhat delayed. (in honor of Andreas Katsulas) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The captain of your ship says there will be a delay in boarding owing to the space battle raging outside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandidGamera Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your departure from the Babylon 5 station is going to be somewhat delayed. (in honor of Andreas Katsulas) You overhear Straczynski ranting about how nothing, nothing! can be resolved until season four, at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The ship is out of petrol. NT: Oops. You've forgotten you wife's______________________! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Oops. You've forgotten your wife's______________________! rampant hot lesbien sex night with the hot woman who moved next door and are just down the pub getting drunk instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Oops. You've forgotten you wife's______________________! Deadly Iron Heel Technique! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Oops. You've forgotten you wife's______________________! Mad ninja skills, which is why you are face down on the floor with three shuriken sticking out of your back and her standing over you saying "Next Valentines Day, you SOB, a curbic zirconium bracelet, last year's chocolates and plastic roses are not going to cut it!" NT: Signs that your morbid fear of women may be justified after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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