Hermit Posted February 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your side isn't winning the War on Grammer The battle is going good, not well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your side isn't winning the War on GrammarOur Commander-in-Chief is from Bizarro World. NT: If cats could talk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If cats could talk... They would be infinitely more annoying. "I'm on the wrong side of the door! Open it already!" "But you're an indoor cat." "You never asked me if I wanted to be an indoor cat! There are birds out there that haven't been caught yet, and I'm catching one, so open the door!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If cats could talk... it would be kind of creepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The wildlife would have an extra warning that they were on the menu. NT: If you're going to San Francisco, ________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If you're going to San Francisco' date=' ________________________________[/quote'] Go to Golden Gate Park and see the Foucault pendulum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The wildlife would have an extra warning that they were on the menu. NT: If you're going to San Francisco, ________________________________ Leave your heart at home. People are tripping over 'em, just because of that one damn song, we don't NEED any more people to leave their hearts in San Francisco. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dress Proportionately. NT: You can't go! Look! It's ______________________! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You can't go! Look! It's ______________________! Batman and Superman getting it on ! what ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You can't go! Look! It's ______________________! The city council of San Fransico and they've decided that cars are a tool of the military-industrial complex and have banned them fromm San Fransico. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You can't go! Look! It's ______________________! ... the sign that says the janitor's in there ... go use the restroom downstairs. NT: Signs that this is much too classy a neighborhood for the likes of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I step onto the sidewalk and a police car stops next to me. The cop says, "You're lost, aren't you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ... the sign that says the janitor's in there ... go use the restroom downstairs. NT: Signs that this is much too classy a neighborhood for the likes of you. Wow, look, houses! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat No one over a size 4 or men's 32. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Psst, SatinKitty, new theme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat OOOOPS ! Uh, Okay..... Cucumbers/KY Jelly are/is better than men/women because..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat OOOOPS ! Uh, Okay..... Cucumbers/KY Jelly are/is better than men/women because..... They go better on toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Cucumbers/KY Jelly are/is better than men/women because..... They are prime weapons for battling the more obscure types of Vampire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Cucumbers/KY Jelly are/is better than men/women because..... They can't sue you. NT: Which superheroes have given up reading, and why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hulk no read. Literary integrity has been slain by the beast that is commercialism. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Human Torch because he is sick of setting fire to papers, magazines and books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Off-topic: "Hulk no read. Literary integrity has been slain by the beast that is commercialism. " Dude, that's brilliant. "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Enforcer84 again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandidGamera Posted February 25, 2006 Report Share Posted February 25, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Which superheroes have given up reading, and why? Wolverine, because he can't find a book he's not in. NT: Rejected comic book titles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted February 25, 2006 Report Share Posted February 25, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rejected comic book titles. Thrust Manly, School Detective! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 25, 2006 Report Share Posted February 25, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rejected comic book titles. The Adventures of Seeker! (I almost went with "Amazing Stupendous Thrilling Wonder Stories!" but decided that was more pulp than comic book.) (Or maybe not....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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