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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: If cats could talk...

They would be infinitely more annoying.

 

"I'm on the wrong side of the door! Open it already!"

"But you're an indoor cat."

"You never asked me if I wanted to be an indoor cat! There are birds out there that haven't been caught yet, and I'm catching one, so open the door!"

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

The wildlife would have an extra warning that they were on the menu.

 

NT: If you're going to San Francisco, ________________________________

 

Leave your heart at home. People are tripping over 'em, just because of that one damn song, we don't NEED any more people to leave their hearts in San Francisco.

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NT:

You can't go! Look! It's ______________________!

The city council of San Fransico and they've decided that cars are a tool of the military-industrial complex and have banned them fromm San Fransico.

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NT:

You can't go! Look! It's ______________________!

... the sign that says the janitor's in there ... go use the restroom downstairs.

 

NT: Signs that this is much too classy a neighborhood for the likes of you.

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Off-topic:

 

"Hulk no read. Literary integrity has been slain by the beast that is commercialism. "

Dude, that's brilliant.

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Enforcer84 again."

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: Rejected comic book titles.

The Adventures of Seeker!

 

(I almost went with "Amazing Stupendous Thrilling Wonder Stories!" but decided that was more pulp than comic book.)

 

 

 

(Or maybe not....)

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