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NT: The first clue that your archnemesis is making time with your significant other.

"Look, Lois, I know you said you were finihed with Lex once and for all, and I do trust you, dear, but.... PLEASE do something about that Kryptonite necklace!"

 

"But he said it was an emerald.... DAMN!"

 

NT: The first clue that your sidekick is making time with the sidekick of your archnemsis.

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"Look, Lois, I know you said you were finihed with Lex once and for all, and I do trust you, dear, but.... PLEASE do something about that Kryptonite necklace!"

 

"But he said it was an emerald.... DAMN!"

 

NT: The first clue that your sidekick is making time with the sidekick of your archnemsis.

"Wonder boy & Devil Girl 4 Evah?" What the hell is this?

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NT: Perhaps you should have chosen a different superhero name ___________!

"Perhaps you should have chosen a different superhero name, Captain Halitosis! And gotten some Altoids!"

 

"Sorry, Commissioner, my powers fade when I am deprived of contact with roasted garlic and jalapenos."

 

"Well, at least you finally got the B.O. Kid off to camp."

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Perhaps you should have chosen a different superhero name ___________!

Bob. Bob Bobson the Amazing Bobbing Man is pretty high on the suckometer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NT: We've secretly replaced your regular coworkers/customers with ___________ let's see if you notice?

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NT: We've secretly replaced your regular coworkers/customers with ___________ let's see if you notice?

"We've secretly replaced your boss with the Cyber Leader! Let's see if you notice?"

 

"Sir, the sales are up!"

 

"EXCELLENT."

 

"But our production expenses have gone up substantially...."

 

"WE WILL SURVIVE."

 

"And our competitors have something really interesting coming out next month."

 

"THEY WILL BECOME LIKE US."

 

"Something that will be the industry Gold Standard...."

 

'DESTROY THEM! DESTROY THEM AT ONCE!"

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NT: We've secretly replaced your regular coworkers/customers with ___________ let's see if you notice?

 

We've secretly replaced your fellow employees with peple who actually work.

 

Did you watch American Idol last night?

 

Shhh, I'm trying to get my work done. Your talking makes it hard to concentrate.

 

 

NT: Things that you wish, didn't go bump in the night.

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We've secretly replaced your fellow employees with peple who actually work.

 

Did you watch American Idol last night?

 

Shhh, I'm trying to get my work done. Your talking makes it hard to concentrate.

 

 

NT: Things that you wish, didn't go bump in the night.

My Knees

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