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Biff the Nose Goblin Slayer - this season, only on UPN!

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Artist/ Music combinations that won't work.
... and now, here to give us her own special rendition of Trent Reznor's timeless classic "Closer"... ladies and gentlemen... Celine Dione!!!

 

NT: Truth in Advertising.

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... and now, here to give us her own special rendition of Trent Reznor's timeless classic "Closer"... ladies and gentlemen... Celine Dione!!!

 

NT: Truth in Advertising.

This SUV won't make your penis larger.

 

Look for Richard Cheese's version of Closer

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Yes cosmetic surgery and our beauty products can make a whole new you. But the procedures can go wrong, you could be scarred for life or die and you could even have an allergic reaction to the products and suffer appallingly.

But hey ! We'll get rich and go on doing so while we make you feel inadequate.

 

NT: Things Americans believe about foreigners but are way off base.

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"And They get along with each other so well!"

 

 

random moment*

 

Happy happy joy joy

happy hoppy joy joy

happy hoppy happy hoppy

joy joy joy joy

happy happy joy joy

happy happy joy joy

happy happy joy joy joy!!!!!

 

*end random happiness

 

 

 

 

 

NT: Things you hate to hear at an interview

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NT: Worst excuses for why you can't come in to work

"Can't make it in today; I'm taking the kids to Neverland Ranch."

 

 

 

Maybe that's just the most twisted excuse...

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"I spend so much time at work surfing the net, I figured I'd stay home and save you the expense of paying me to surf."

 

NT: Guaranteed ways to get a gamer's attention.

 

hey look, a supermodel that games!

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"I spend so much time at work surfing the net, I figured I'd stay home and save you the expense of paying me to surf."

 

NT: Guaranteed ways to get a gamer's attention.

 

"D20, HERO, Big Eyes Small Mouth? Pff... like there's any difference..."

 

(:eg: that should provoke a reaction)

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I'm a hot lesbian gamer... and this is my wife...

 

fred.jpg

 

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