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Liberals vs. Conservatives - When it comes to politics, who is right?

 

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Liberals vs. Conservatives - When it comes to politics, who is right?

 

NT:Notes from your childs teacher that you don't want to receive

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NT: Things your co-workers say that suddenly make you want to do a Hulk on them.

 

 

Could you do my work for me, I'm going home, 'sick'.

 

 

NT: What new holiday is needed?

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Could you do my work for me, I'm going home, 'sick'.

 

 

NT: What new holiday is needed?

 

"Wow, they're a lot easier to catch than deer."

"That's right son, but we're not hunting just for sport... every trial Lawyer we hunt helps thin the over populated courtrooms of America, and for one day, this blessed day, our nation is united for a common cause."

"Hey dad, I think I see a yellow bellowed Ambulance chaser behind that desk!"

"Good eye, son. Let's see if we can rack up a few more before it gets too dark, you know 'Old Willy Was Right' day only comes once a year."

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NT: What new holiday is needed?
What we really need is a national Brutal Honesty Day.

By the way, Tim, your spelling and punctuation are abysmal. I wish you'd get a spellchecker or something.

:D

 

NT: Signs this summer's big "blockbuster" movie is going to tank.

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Halle Berry is wearing leather and playing a superhero...

 

without Ian McLellan, Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart and a whole bunch of other good actors backing her up.

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Two words: Bat nipples

 

NT: Rejected applicants for the JLA or The Avengers.

 

 

"I am the legendary Supa Pimp... damn you got some fine ass hos here..."

 

 

NT: Things Wonder Woman would do if she had a little less self control

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NT: Things superheroes would tell their children

 

Don't make me get the Puppet Master to take over my mind and deliver you a spankin' boy!

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