Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "Just plain WRONG" uses of your new shapeshifting power "Check it out, honey--I'm David Hasslehoff! Ok, which do you like better, Knight Rider Hasslehoff, or Baywatch Hasslehoff?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Check it out, honey -- I'm Claudia Christian!" "Fred, you are one sick puppy, you know that?" NT: Signs that you went to the game convention in the wrong costume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you went to the game convention in the wrong costume. OMG! RUN! IT'S MAN_FAYE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you went to the game convention in the wrong costume. "Check it out, honey -- I'm Claudia Christian!" "Fred, you are one sick puppy, you know that?" Sorry, but that image got me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you went to the game convention in the wrong costume. "Okay, going to HEROCon in a costume made of a giant styrofoam d20 wasn't the best idea I've ever had." NT: How did Enforcer84 lose his fingers and toes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Lindsey Lohan got hungry, broke into Enforcer84's house and ate them. Lucky she did not want dessert...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How did Enforcer84 lose his fingers and toes? That's what you get for trying to swim the English Channel without taking into account your genetic heritage, especially if you're one-quarter Pobble like Enforcer84. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How did Enforcer84 lose his fingers and toes? He can't remember if he filed them under F, T, A (appendages), or whatever. NT: GOOD uses of your metamorphic powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: GOOD uses of your metamorphic powers. Can you get the serving dish off the realy high shelf for me. My step stool is broken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: GOOD uses of your metamorphic powers. "But I KILLED YOU! I shot you in the head and buried your body in my backyard!" "Did you get that, officers?" "We sure did!" "Oh, ****!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hitting all the sweet spots on my significant other at the same time. I consider this a good use of my metamorphic power even if no-one else does. NT: Zornwil's been awfully quiet what is he upto ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Zornwil's been awfully quiet what is he upto ? He has decide to orbital bombard London with himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Zornwil's been awfully quiet what is he upto ? Attending the annual meeting of the Council of the Sauri, the secret government for all surviving members of saurus sapiens (Man's predecessor, by about 64 million years, as the intelligent species on the Earth). T%ops on the agenda: the question of the secret shelters that allowed a select group of that ancient and honorable race to survive the Cretaceous Mass Extinction, how to reconstruct and reinforce them, and whether to share the secret of their existence and location with mankind, aka "Those stupid, belligerent yet somehow adorable mammals", in the event of another impending planetary-scale catastrophe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Zornwil's been awfully quiet what is he up to ? 192 cm, about average for a Mon'dabi. NT: Alien races that were left out of Alien Wars/Terran Empire, and why they were left out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Tr'bbl's. They kept "Buffing" the Mon'dabi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Tr'bbl's. They kept "Buffing" the Mon'dabi. (Hello ? is that Roseanne Barr ? the codeword is bouncy castle and the target's name is Chad Riley alias Enforcer84.....) The Vulcans as they are illogical Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Chicken People of Gragortis XII, the most edible sentient race in the cosmos and damn feisty about it. NT: Reasons that the occupants of the birdhouse in your backyard would like a word with you, and would bring their attorney along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Reasons that the occupants of the birdhouse in your backyard would like a word with you' date=' and would bring their attorney along.[/quote'] I just bought a new camera with a big zoom lens, and I spend hours each day, shutter release in hand, with it focussed on the only window they have.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Because you've been playingBirdhouse in Your Soul and the lyrics have them very worried indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Because "Birdhouse" is just a code name for "Swinger's Club". NT: "Honest, Officer ! I was Mind-Controlled ! That's why I......." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat '....nailed the mayor and all his officials' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "Honest, Officer ! I was Mind-Controlled ! That's why I......." "Nailed the Mayor and all four of her daughters." "I hope you didn't forget the maid." "Si, senora Alcalde. Tu eres uno bueno hombre magnifico, senor Clark!" "So, as you see, there's no need to press charges, Officer McCloud." "Herhonor?" "He will be quite all right in our custody, right Liz?" "Oh yes, Mom. He'll be wonderful! After all, he already was!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Didn't stop at that light. NT: Times you wish you didn't have Telepathy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Times you wish you didn't have Telepathy.... When I'm anywhere NEAR Mightybec. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Times you wish you didn't have Telepathy.... Most of the time. I've found I don't care for what others think about me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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