Michael Hopcroft Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The trailer for Miss Piggy's R-Rated movie debut' date=' 'Frog In Her Throat'.[/quote'] Unless the MPAA has significantly loosened the reins recently, that would not be R. To the topic: Jack Black IS Sailor Moon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Unless the MPAA has significantly loosened the reins recently' date=' that would not be R.[/quote'] Editted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Paulie Shore and Adam Sandler in a Turkish wrestling movie (They oil up for this sport) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Psst... DT... new topic, please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Point taken. NT: Worst person to be your dad. (Luke I am your father) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst person to be your dad. (Luke I am your father) Hillary Clinton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst person to be your dad. (Luke I am your father) Grandpa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst person to be your dad. (Luke I am your father) Yourself, in a time-travel scenario. If you get killed and haven't done it yet, now you've got a second-order singularity in the probability density matrix. Those tend to erase entire planets. NT: Horrible paradoxes arising from time travel scenarios. (Double points for using the Three Stooges.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Horrible paradoxes arising from time travel scenarios. (Double points for using the Three Stooges.) "Didn't Curly Howard always have long, black hair and a beard?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Horrible paradoxes arising from time travel scenarios. (Double points for using the Three Stooges.) Hitler? You mean the greatest painter of the 20th century? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "What do you mean I can't buy Pork Chops anymore?" "American meat production has been under Kosher rules and Rabbinical supervision ever since the Fine Administration. I thought you knew?" NT: Signs that the research assistant you just sent back in time has done something he shouldn't have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the research assistant you just sent back in time has done something he shouldn't have. (From another thread) Also ... As you walk past a porn theater, all the posters have his picture in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Chicago Cubs 2005 World Champions?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat PRESIDENT Arnold Schwartzenegger ????? NT: What would you do or say if you met your evil twin from another Earth reality and they were utterly evil ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What would you do or say if you met your evil twin from another Earth reality and they were utterly evil ??? "Evil, huh? ... You're getting laid all the time, aren't you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat PRESIDENT Arnold Schwartzenegger ????? NT: What would you do or say if you met your evil twin from another Earth reality and they were utterly evil ??? "You didn't happen to bring your gun, did you?" "Inorganic matter cannot cross the dimensional barrier, so at the moment I am without one." "Too bad for you, son-of-a-bitch, because I brought mine. I'm not letting you destroy another world, period." *BLAM!* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What would you do or say if you met your evil twin from another Earth reality and they were utterly evil ??? "No, I'm the evil one." "No, I'm the evil one." "Are you sure? I thought I was the evil one." "Look, fine, we're both evil, that's that. Wanna go get some ice cream?" NT: The worst material to make a bridal gown out of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The worst material to make a bridal gown out of. Live Salmon. No matter how flattering it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The worst material to make a bridal gown out of. The skin of the bride's ex-husband. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The wedding tackle of the bride's former dates NT: oh look ! It's a love in ! Let's ______________________ ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The wedding tackle of the bride's former dates NT: oh look ! It's a love in ! Let's ______________________ ! "Write a song about it and disguise it as a Tolkienism!" "OK, Jimmy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: oh look ! It's a love in ! Let's ______________________ ! GET NAKED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: oh look ! It's a love in ! Let's ______________________ ! ....call the cops -- who said they could use MY living room and not invite ME?" NT: Signs you have a fifteen-year-old's libido in a forty-year-old's body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That's normal for women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You get aroused by any woman you see despite the fact that they won't be aroused by your 300 lb plus lardass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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