Michael Hopcroft Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The button that summons the Coke Zero on demand. Well, i don't actually have one, but it would sure be handy. NT: Signs you have joined the wrong online poker school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The button that summons the Coke Zero on demand. Well, i don't actually have one, but it would sure be handy. NT: Signs you have joined the wrong online poker school. The dealer bids two No Trump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you have joined the wrong online poker school. They want you to exchange actual money for virtual chips. And they tell you to just insert the cash into the slot on your computer. You know, the one in front. The one that's about 3.5 inches wide.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They go into great detail about fires, cleaning up the ashes and the sort of poker to use when stoking a fire. NT: You can't fire me ! I'm ________________________________ ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You can't fire me ! I'm ________________________________ ! You can't fire me! I DON'T WORK HERE! I only came by to pick up my girlfriend for lunch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They go into great detail about fires, cleaning up the ashes and the sort of poker to use when stoking a fire. NT: You can't fire me ! I'm ________________________________ ! "You can't fire me! I'm the person who built this computer network. And, coincidentally enough, the only person who knows the passwords, the backdoors, and knows the code word to re-format every computer in this building." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You can't fire me! I'm not a bullet! Are you nuts, Private Koawlski? No way am I even gonna fit in the chamber! I'm a grenade! Get it? Grenade! You're supoposed to throw me! Stupid recruits....." NT: Sign that this would not be a good day to visit the planet Bajor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Cardassians are visiting and do a live re-enactment of the original invasion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Sign that this would not be a good day to visit the planet Bajor. ANY day is not a good day to visit the planet Bajor. Bajor? BAJOR? WE DON'T NEED NO STEENKING BAJOR!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Sign that this would not be a good day to visit the planet Bajor. There's a few Vogons putting up yellow tape around the planet before starting their work. NT: Unflattering sci-fi roles into which you'd cast your Least Favorite Person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat There's a few Vogons putting up yellow tape around the planet before starting their work. NT: Unflattering sci-fi roles into which you'd cast your Least Favorite Person. Emperor Crabhumping Face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unflattering sci-fi roles into which you'd cast your Least Favorite Person. The Almighty MonkeyButt III. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Abulek the Living Bio-waste Disposal System. NT: Signs that your new promotion at the office is actually a demotion in disguise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your new promotion at the office is actually a demotion in disguise. You used to have a 15' x 20' office. You now have a 5' x 6' closet. As your office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ANY day is not a good day to visit the planet Bajor. Bajor? BAJOR? WE DON'T NEED NO STEENKING BAJOR!! Dang, that is funny! "You have given out too much rep in the last 24 hours." Oh %(@#^!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your new promotion at the office is actually a demotion in disguise. Hey, boss? Do we even HAVE an office in Nigeria? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your new promotion at the office is actually a demotion in disguise. "We are promoting you to head your own team. Of course, you are going to be the only one on that team. And you have no budget." NT: The last person you expect to see on judgement day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The last person you expect to see on judgement day. Bob Barker, especially if the last person you hear is Johnny Olsen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The last person you expect to see on judgement day. Arnold Schwartzenegger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat George Lazenby (everyone's favourite James Bond) NT: Love means __________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat George Lazenby (everyone's favourite James Bond) NT: Love means __________________________________ a long string of embarrassing apologies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It's OK to pick your nose and fart. NT: I think, therefore...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I think, therefore...... ......I am not a Good American. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I think' date=' therefore......[/quote'] ...I must not be blonde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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