Tim Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I think, therefore...... I'm thinking Arby's. (yes I'm ripping the commercial) NT: What not to say to the judge during sentencing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'm thinking Arby's. (yes I'm ripping the commercial) NT: What not to say to the judge during sentencing. TAKE YER BEST SHOT, PUNK!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Judges ? We don't need no steenking judges ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I am the terror that haunts the highways and the byways. I am he who strikes back against the tyranny of unjust traffic laws. I am he who dares to ask "How could I be charged with violating the law on a one-way street when I was only going one way?" I am he who, when asked by the officers of the law "Do you know how fast you were going? says "Yes!" and roars away. And fifty years from now, when the roads are truly free, you will all thank me for it! Parking tickets? I laugh at parking tickets! Ha, Ha I laugh at parking dickets! Do your worst, your dishonor!" NT: Signs that what you just bought on eBay does not match what is about to be delivered;. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that what you just bought on eBay does not match what is about to be delivered;. "I wonder how he can ship a Lamborghini for only $4.95..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that what you just bought on eBay does not match what is about to be delivered;. Hey, this antique crystal looks just like the glasses I bought from Wal Mart last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that what you just bought on eBay does not match what is about to be delivered;. You bought it on eBay. 'Nuff said. NT: Signs that the Impending Doom™ of The World's Evilest Master Villain™ is not going to more than mildly inconvenience the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the Impending Doom™ of The World's Evilest Master Villain™ is not going to more than mildly inconvenience the world. "Once I have taken all the Butterscotch Sundae Topping of the world, Earth shall be mine!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the Impending Doom™ of The World's Evilest Master Villain™ is not going to more than mildly inconvenience the world. "Yes, when this device is complete, all the parking meters on the earth shall send their funds to me and my world conquest will be complete!" "Egad, Brain! That's brillant! But, wait... wait.... wait....." "What is it?" "How are we going to pick up the money?" "How are we -- wait, that is a poser. Hmmm..... Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" "I fink so, Brain, but how does Naga the Serpent hold herself up with such a tiny bra?" "Pinky, don't make me hurt you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He's kidnapped all the world's leaders and will kill them if we don't pay the ransom! We've gotta save them! ....hey, wait a minute... *Meanwhile In his Lair* No ransom, no rescue attempts. I don't understand these are the most powerful men in the world! Why is no one- I TOLD YOU NO CLUB SANDWICHES NOW SHUT UP!!! ...oh God...I'm stuck with these guys aren't I? NT: Presidential races you'd like to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Presidential races you'd like to see. Hillary Clinton vs. Condi Rice, in which the two candidates must share a hotel room throughout the campaign and the winner of each debate is designated that evening's "top". And did I mention that each hotel must have a fully functional webcam in operation at all times? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Presidential races you'd like to see. Pat Robertson vs. a rice pudding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Republican nominee vs. ten thousand starving hyenas. "That's why your my running mate, Dick. Now I don't have to outrun the hyenas. I just have to outrun you." NT: Signs that movie product placement deals have finally gone too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that movie product placement deals have finally gone too far. The entire movie is filmed in front of a giant Coca cola billboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that movie product placement deals have finally gone too far. "Okay, Jackie, you're playing the Chinese cop, Pep Si. You are in an uneasy alliance with an American cop, Hal I. Burton, trying to stop an assassination attempt on the President and Vice President..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that movie product placement deals have finally gone too far. A remake of Lassie, starring the Taco Bell dog. NT: The outgoing message on God's answering machine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A remake of Lassie, starring the Taco Bell dog. NT: The outgoing message on God's answering machine 'Hi this is God. I'm not in right now as I am giving a shout out to all my homies. Please leave a prayer at the tone and one of my angels will get back to you. Incidentally Lucifer, if you pull that trick one more time, I'll smite thee into the middle of the next million years. Don't mess with the Lord thy God or else.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The outgoing message on God's answering machine "Hello, you've dialed 777. I'm omniscient and know all things past, present, and future, so at the sound of the beep leave your name and I will have already gotten back to you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "This is G-d. Thank Me I'm getting a call from somebody other than the Pope. No insult intended if you are the Pope, of course. Leave a message at the sound of the tone, and don't forget to tithe or burn goats as appropriate." NT: The outgoing message on the Anti-Christ's answering machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hi this is Pat Robertson. Death to Abortion Loving Supreme Court Justices! *Beep*" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hello, I am so glad you called. I'm sorry I'm not here but I'm either corrupting people or am in the midst of Armageddon. Rest assured by simply listening to this message, your soul now belongs to the Devil. If you still need to leave a message do so after the screams of souls in torment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Thank you for calling Dominos Pizza, how can I help you?" NT: Birthday Greetings you don't necessarily want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat E-cards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Birthday Greetings you don't necessarily want. "Hi, I'm from Sal's Supersize Strip-o-gram, no stripper less than 350 pounds! Where's the birthday boy?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT:Birthday Greetings you don't necessarily want. "Happy Birthday from Mr. G. Reaper! Remember how you always complained that birthdays just meant you were one year closer to death? Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore!" NT: Pet peeves you would like to see outlawed, and the extreme punishment you feel that violation deserves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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