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Because "Math is hard!" is a wussy battle cry - HERO!

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(Gandalf voice)

One type of Die to rule them all

One Type of Die to roll them

One type of die to run them all

To help a GM control them!

 

In the land of Frisco, where HERO is made

 

NT: The WRONG Pick up line to use on a super heroine

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Wowsa, were those genetically engineered!?

 

NT: Bad ways to introduce your character in a game.

 

"Lucky for you losers I've come here for the team leader position. You, legs, get me a beer."

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NT: And now...the award for best Destruction of Our Youthful Idealism and Joy goes to...
The FCC, for "Acquiring A Total Monopoly On Local Media Is Okay, But Airing Partially Exposed Nipples Is Evil"!!

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NT: And now...the award for best Destruction of Our Youthful Idealism and Joy goes to...

 

McCain -Feingold: political speech is important, so long as the media and candidates are the only ones doing it.

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That cops have to treat baby rapers with respect and kid gloves, and that NAMBLA isn't being hunted with the same ferocity as Al Quaeda.

 

New Topic:

 

Your fantasy "sammich" (ie: your two favorite fantasy girls, or guys, and you in the middle)

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Your fantasy "sammich" (ie: your two favorite fantasy girls, or guys, and you in the middle)

 

 

Me, Shania Twain, and Morena Corwin

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I'll just take my wife and any decent good-looker.

 

Hey, back to "scenes from a hat," things Clinton said to Bush in handing over the office (no political comments unless they're HUMOROUS!)

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"Now, remember... You can only suggest missions to Smith, not order them. And he's usually already on it. Don't call them unless you really need them, and if you do call on them, don't get in their way.

You may never meet them, but if you do, you'll have less staff to replace if you advise them that the old one is Korean and to not call him Chinese or interrupt him when he's watching TV."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What?

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"In the name of the Queen, I claim this... AH SHIZZLE! I stepped in iguana dootie!"

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"I claim Mt Everest for the United States of America !

What ?

Don't give me no back chat that the limeys climbed it in '53 or I'll bomb you and your back to the stone age !"

 

NT. Signs that someone hasn't seen a film they claim to have or have got the plot wrong completely.

Eaxmple. 'Yeah there's this uh fire or flood and they have got to get out but then Denzel says that they can't forget these Italian paintings

Denzel Washington in 'Remember the Titians'

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