Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Pet peeves you would like to see outlawed' date=' and the extreme punishment you feel that violation deserves[/quote'] Anyone misspelling 'rogue' as 'rouge' must be summarily dipped in a red, hard drying epoxy and left in the sun to dry. Then stabbed in the back. Twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Pet peeves you would like to see outlawed' date=' and the extreme punishment you feel that violation deserves[/quote'] Crime: Cellphones on busses, particularly with annopying or obsence ringtones. Punishment: Weld an iPod with a self-replenishing power source into their bodies, filled with music they can't stand on a continious shuffle, so that they have the worst possible soundtrack to the rest of their lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Crime: Playing the 10,000 Maniacs' cover of "Because the Night", by Patti Smith. The Punishment: Lethal Injection. NT: Things people think are food, which actually are not. (Such as rice cakes) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things people think are food' date=' which actually are not. (Such as rice cakes)[/quote'] "Dude, this fiber cereal tastes like wood!" "Of course it tastes like wood. It's supposed to taste like wood. Do you know why it's supposed to taste like wood? Because it is wood!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things people think are food' date=' which actually are not. [/quote'] "You dip the testicle of a WHAT in batter?" (A co-worker of mine eats some WEIRD stuff . . .) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Tripe and cow heel. Which is served as a dish in some places. Tripe is the stomach of a cow. NT: Celebrities who have restraining orders against you for doing something innocent that they thought wasn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Tripe and cow heel. Which is served as a dish in some places. Tripe is the stomach of a cow. NT: Celebrities who have restraining orders against you for doing something innocent that they thought wasn't Most of them. It's as if being friendly is a crime these days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Celebrities who have restraining orders against you for doing something innocent that they thought wasn't Every "rapper" and "pop diva" out there, along with a large number of others who inflict self-so-called music on the world, for having taste. :sick: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Billie Piper, for that e-mail. NT: Signs that the programming director at NBC is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He promises FEWER commercials than are allowed in whatever time period by the deregulated "regulations". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the programming director at NBC is out of his mind. He used to do the programing schedule on FOX. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the programming director at NBC is out of his mind. He does the programming for Sci-Fi. NT: Signs that your favorite movie star is getting his or her roles mixed up. (Example: Mace Windu: "I want these motherf***in' Sith off my mother****in' planet!" or somesuch.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your favorite movie star is getting his or her roles mixed up. Col. Ed O'Neil builds a gate from tinfoil and duct tape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Chris Knight wears a sculpted Bat-Suit when he and Mitch go to change the cpu chip in that plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Col. Ed O'Neil builds a gate from tinfoil and duct tape. Psst. It's Jack O'Neill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Number Six disables the first Rover he sees with a sonic screwdriver. NT: Signs that you've miscast the lead in your blockbuster action picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you've miscast the lead in your blockbuster action picture. YOu cast Jane Fonda as a patriotic action heroine in a veitnam era action flick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Number Six disables the first Rover he sees with a sonic screwdriver. NT: Signs that you've miscast the lead in your blockbuster action picture. Tom Cruise stars as ... well, anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You cast Ashton Kutchner NT: And the award for most ______________________ post goes to _________ for ___________________ ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: And the award for most ______________________ post goes to _________ for ___________________ ! And the award for most Contorvesial post goes to Death Tribble for Thinking Gilllian Anderson deserves the Emmy ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat (If it's the last thing I do on this earth I'll get you for this, Tim !) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat And the award for most ________blanks-using________ post goes to ______death tribble______ for ______this topic______ ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: And the award for most ******* post goes to ******* for ****************** ! NT: Remarkable creatures seen as roadkill on your morning commute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Remarkable creatures seen as roadkill on your morning commute Dolphins as seen by Arabs riding camels in the Sahara desert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Remarkable creatures seen as roadkill on your morning commute Garfield? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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