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NT: SciFi crossovers that don't work

 

 

The Empire Strikes Dune!

 

Darth Vader, “Paul, I am your father…â€

 

Paul Muad'Dib, “Mm… yeah, not doubting it really, you have no idea how #4#$ed up my lineage is…â€

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"Number one, REPORT!"

"Uhm... counsellor Troy was conversing with the hologram, and then she pulled out a phaser and disintegrated her own head..."

"Rimmer, you arsehole! She was the first hot babe we've seen in a million years!"

"Smeg off, Lister!"

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Never take a deep breath of Horseradish.

 

NT: Stupid places to try and rob.

Black-mart.

 

"Gimme the nerve ga..."

 

:sick:

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"And I introduce you to your new commander in chief, Chen-E."

 

*a horrific cyborg with Dick Cheney's bleeding head on its neckpost stomps on camera.*

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NT: Bad State of the Union Closing Lines...

"Help! Karl Rove has been putting something in my food so he could control my mind! But now I'm free! I didin't want to do those things. Please forgive me!!"

BLAM!

DIck Cheney: "I'm in charge now. All your bases are belong to us!"

 

 

 

 

NT: Names you don't want your significant other to call out by mistake while you two are making love.

(Difficulty: No reference to Mightybec)

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NT: Things you wouldn't want to hear your psychiatrist say

 

"I'll be right back. I've got tot tell my accountant to go ahead and purchse that private island."

 

NT: WHat you found when digging a hole in the back yard.

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