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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: Currencies for fake foriegn countries.

Welcome to Herodom. Entry fee is a gold Long.

 

NT:Phrase least likely to be used during the election of the new Pope.

(Difficulty: No references to sex or sex abuse)

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Now, there ain't no hay on the floor, that mean you ain't throwin' your peanut shells there, just chuck all your refuse onto the little tin platters these here over-dressed fellas carry around...

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Worst Comeback ever?

 

Upset because the "failed lawyer and fry cook" can write rings around the "failed convenience store clerk"?

 

(thanks Jack :yes: )

 

 

NT: Best Thunderdome matches ever.

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ahem...fighter one:

"I am Maximus, husband of a murdered wife and father of a murdered son.

fighter two:

"I will crush you, see you driven befoah me and heaw the lamentations of yo' woman.

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"STOP! Or I'll unleash my prehensile intestines upon you!"

 

NT: Top failed flavors at Baskin Robbins.

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NT: Top failed flavors at Baskin Robbins.

And now, to help remember our brave troops serving in Iraq, we bring you new Sand Ice Cream!!

 

NT: Signs the TV news anchorperson doesn't care about the job anymore.

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"...and that's what the Spin Doctors at the political party headquarters want us to ram down your throat. I'm Brian Williams, and I'm gonna get likkered up and show Robin Mead what a stick of Canadian bacon looks like... WOOOO!"

 

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