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After-Workout Armpit Musk.

 

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

You know when you take a pile of carpter tacks and spread them all over the living room floor. Then you jump naked on them with a lemon spritz?

 

I hate when that happens.

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You know when you smear yourself with honey and berry juice, strip down to your underwear, and walk into a pit of bears who had been starved for a week?

 

I hate it when that happens.

You know when you do something thats meant to be funny but only gets a half hearted "ha" when you repeat it to people?

I hate it when that happens.

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You know when you do something thats meant to be funny but only gets a half hearted "ha" when you repeat it to people?

I hate it when that happens.

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Like a conehead doing the vacuuming. Only with beer.

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Aerosol cheese out of the can, baby.

 

NT: Really bad dance moves.

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NT: Signs your clothes are out of fashion

Movie costume designers ask if they can look through your closet to get an idea what people wore 'back then' for a period-piece movie they are making.

 

NT: Lines you won't hear from the the director of a Steven Seagal movie.

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"Let me save this important document"

"Man, this game is gonna be so cool. I hear the graphics are hype! Hey, what that smell of circuitry melting?"

 

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