death tribble Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He is enthousiastic about playing 4th Edition D+D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Your GM has been possessed. You can tell because: "Dammit, Bob! I've already told you--yeah, the head-spinning thing is cool, but stop getting pea soup all over my copy of the Ultimate Brick!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The term TPK now refers not to the characters, but to the players. NT; Sings that your GM really needs a new supplier of snacks and pop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He has Pepsi when you drink Coke and wants to try nouvelle cousine when all you want is to snack unhealthily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT; Sings that your GM really needs a new supplier of snacks and pop. Dude, didn't they stop making these snacks about 25 years ago? They're all hard as a rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The term TPK now refers not to the characters, but to the players. NT; Sings that your GM really needs a new supplier of snacks and pop. Is this chip supposed to be this color? NT: Signs that your GM hates your character Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your GM hates your character You have: Hunted, Doctor Destroyer, 14- Hunted, Eurostar, 14- Hunted, Takofanes, 14- All for 0 points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your GM hates your character After looking over your character sheet, the GM opens the conversation by asking, "What do you envision as a noble death for this character?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Your GM has been possessed. You can tell because: HE isn't trying to get a TPK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He throws a great big eraser at you NT: Comic books doomed to fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Comic books doomed to fail The comic version of Finnegan's Wake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Captain America: The Communist Years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Secret Wars 7: The Beyonder's return NT: Broadway musicals starring Dr. Doom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Broadway musicals starring Dr. Doom The Megalomaniacal Dictators of Penzance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The obvious one. Wicked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Broadway musicals starring Dr. Doom Little Latverian Shoppe of Horrors New Topic: In a surprise move, it was announced today that the role of Captain Kirk in the new Star Trek movie will actually be played by _________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Jim Carey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: In a surprise move' date=' it was announced today that the role of Captain Kirk in the new [i']Star Trek[/i] movie will actually be played by _________________. Samuel L. Jackson (the subtitle of the film is "Snakes on the Enterprise!") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: In a surprise move' date=' it was announced today that the role of Captain Kirk in the new [i']Star Trek movie will actually be played by _________________. Keanu Reeves. NT: What is the meaning of life? (Difficulty: No Douglas Adams references). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is the meaning of life? (Difficulty: No Douglas Adams references). http://mw1.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A board game with little plastic cars where you can be a teacher or a millionaire and have a car load of children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is the meaning of life? (Difficulty: No Douglas Adams references). WHOLE GRAIN OAT FLOUR, SUGAR, CORN FLOUR, WHOLE WHEAT FLOUR, RICE FLOUR, SALT, CALCIUM CARBONATE . . . Oh, wait, those are the ingredients. NT: Ways the "Hey Mikey, he likes it" kid from the Life cereal commercials should ironically die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat WHOLE GRAIN OAT FLOUR, SUGAR, CORN FLOUR, WHOLE WHEAT FLOUR, RICE FLOUR, SALT, CALCIUM CARBONATE . . . Oh, wait, those are the ingredients. NT: Ways the "Hey Mikey, he likes it" kid from the Life cereal commercials should ironically die. Mikey will never die... all that will be left is cockroaches and Mikey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways the "Hey Mikey' date=' he likes it" kid from the Life cereal commercials should ironically die.[/quote'] Celiac Disease (allergy to wheat gluten) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat WHOLE GRAIN OAT FLOUR, SUGAR, CORN FLOUR, WHOLE WHEAT FLOUR, RICE FLOUR, SALT, CALCIUM CARBONATE . . . Oh, wait, those are the ingredients. NT: Ways the "Hey Mikey, he likes it" kid from the Life cereal commercials should ironically die. Drowning face down in his cereal bowl after getting a sugar high from his Lucky Charms. NT: Super Hero who would make a poor replacement Captain America Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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