Pariah Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways Batman' date=' were he a football player, would celebrate scoring a touchdown.[/quote'] Grab the defensive back who had failed to tackle him, climb to the top of the stadium, hold him out over the edge, and listen to him freak out. "The scream alone was worth it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Wants to check out the wife's plumbing to make out she's really a woman. NT: Ways Batman, were he a football player, would celebrate scoring a touchdown. Who has time to celebrate... NT: Who Wants To Be A Super Hero Season 10 contestants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Who has time to celebrate... NT: Who Wants To Be A Super Hero Season 10 contestants "Flatulence Lass, reporting for duty, Mr. Lee!" "So ... your super-power is ... uh ... well, you're hot, and I'm a dirty old man, so you're in." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Who Wants To Be A Super Hero Season 10 contestants "Welcome to the show, Prostate Reduction Man. You're needed immediately." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'We're swamped with paperwork and filing, thank the Lord here's Anal Retentive Guy to help us !' NT: Not so famous last words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Not so famous last words "Ow." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Not so famous last words "No, I'm *sure* it's the green wire I need to cut..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Not so famous last words "Yeah, sure this is safe. These tracks haven't been used in years, this guy I know told me so. Hey, what's that light up there?" NT: Jets fans cheered when Chad Pennington was injured yesterday; how should he respond? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Yeah, sure this is safe. These tracks haven't been used in years, this guy I know told me so. Hey, what's that light up there?" NT: Jets fans cheered when Chad Pennington was injured yesterday; how should he respond? Cheer as well.. if he's hurt, he doesn't have to play for the crappy New York Jets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Jets fans cheered when Chad Pennington was injured yesterday; how should he respond? Have a few hundred Jimmy Hoffas done, and get all of Section 117 entombed somewhere in the new stadium under construction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Drop his shorts and tell New York that they can kiss his backside. NT: Reasons why Texas would gladly get rid of the Dallas Cowboys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Reasons why Texas would gladly get rid of the Dallas Cowboys Thou blaspheme. ((That's like suggesting you'd dump Gillian Anderson, DT.)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Reasons why Texas would gladly get rid of the Dallas Cowboys "Introducing our new quarterback . . . Michael Vick!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Reasons why Texas would gladly get rid of the Dallas Cowboys The team is leaving, but the cheerleaders are staying. New Topic: The most unusual crime an NFL player will be accused of, indicted for, and/or convicted of this season. (Degree of difficulty: nothing animal-related.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: The most unusual crime an NFL player will be accused of, indicted for, and/or convicted of this season. (Degree of difficulty: nothing animal-related.) Unsuccessfully attempting to spike the other team's Gatorade with LSD. I don't know what effect being on LSD would have on trying to play football, but it's certainly like to be amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: The most unusual crime an NFL player will be accused of, indicted for, and/or convicted of this season. (Degree of difficulty: nothing animal-related.) "Wow. I didn't know they could charge you for *not* using steroids or other performance-enhancing drugs..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Playing for the Dallas Cowboys (I have never forgiven them for getting rid of Landry and the defeats of Buffalo for two things) NT: The Houston Texans are unstoppable this season ! Why ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Houston Texans are unstoppable this season ! Why ? Let's put it this way: because of it, there'll be a rule change, and next season you'll see calls made for "Personal foul ... Unnecessary chili flatulence ... fifteen yards." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Houston Texans are unstoppable this season ! Why ? Opposing players are worried that playing like the Houston Texans might be contagious, and therefore don't want to touch them. NT: Ways you, as a revolutionary agent of the Burger King, will strike against the imperialist McDonaldites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Opposing players are worried that playing like the Houston Texans might be contagious, and therefore don't want to touch them. NT: Ways you, as a revolutionary agent of the Burger King, will strike against the imperialist McDonaldites. Flamebroiling Ronald McDonald's golden arches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways you' date=' as a revolutionary agent of the Burger King, will strike against the imperialist McDonaldites.[/quote'] Replacing their entire supply of Secret Sauce with Thousand Island dressing! Oh, wait.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Replacing their entire supply of Secret Sauce with Thousand Island dressing! Oh, wait.... Actually, you'd notice. The special sauce is much thicker at room temperature than 1000 Island Dressing. Anyway, back to it ... The King in his Royal Pimpmobile does a drive-by on McDonaldland City Hall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Psst Collie ! New Topic please ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Psst Collie ! New Topic please ! Whoops, thought that was only the second. My bad! NT: When Superheroes appear on Jerry Springer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.