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NT: Ways Batman' date=' were he a football player, would celebrate scoring a touchdown.[/quote']

 

Grab the defensive back who had failed to tackle him, climb to the top of the stadium, hold him out over the edge, and listen to him freak out.

 

"The scream alone was worth it."

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"Yeah, sure this is safe. These tracks haven't been used in years, this guy I know told me so. Hey, what's that light up there?"

 

NT: Jets fans cheered when Chad Pennington was injured yesterday; how should he respond?

 

Cheer as well.. if he's hurt, he doesn't have to play for the crappy New York Jets

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NT: Reasons why Texas would gladly get rid of the Dallas Cowboys

 

The team is leaving, but the cheerleaders are staying.

 

:love::thumbup:

 

New Topic: The most unusual crime an NFL player will be accused of, indicted for, and/or convicted of this season.

(Degree of difficulty: nothing animal-related.)

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New Topic: The most unusual crime an NFL player will be accused of, indicted for, and/or convicted of this season.

(Degree of difficulty: nothing animal-related.)

 

Unsuccessfully attempting to spike the other team's Gatorade with LSD. I don't know what effect being on LSD would have on trying to play football, but it's certainly like to be amusing.

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NT: The Houston Texans are unstoppable this season ! Why ?

 

Let's put it this way: because of it, there'll be a rule change, and next season you'll see calls made for "Personal foul ... Unnecessary chili flatulence ... fifteen yards."

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NT: The Houston Texans are unstoppable this season ! Why ?

 

Opposing players are worried that playing like the Houston Texans might be contagious, and therefore don't want to touch them.

 

NT: Ways you, as a revolutionary agent of the Burger King, will strike against the imperialist McDonaldites.

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Opposing players are worried that playing like the Houston Texans might be contagious, and therefore don't want to touch them.

 

NT: Ways you, as a revolutionary agent of the Burger King, will strike against the imperialist McDonaldites.

 

 

Flamebroiling Ronald McDonald's golden arches

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NT: Ways you' date=' as a revolutionary agent of the Burger King, will strike against the imperialist McDonaldites.[/quote']

 

Replacing their entire supply of Secret Sauce with Thousand Island dressing!

 

Oh, wait....

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Replacing their entire supply of Secret Sauce with Thousand Island dressing!

 

Oh, wait....

 

Actually, you'd notice. The special sauce is much thicker at room temperature than 1000 Island Dressing.

 

Anyway, back to it ...

 

The King in his Royal Pimpmobile does a drive-by on McDonaldland City Hall.

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