Psybolt Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The fights on stage aren't broken up easily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: When Superheroes appear on Jerry Springer. "Today on Springer, a yet-again resurrected Jean Grey and everybody who has ever loved her. We rented a warehouse, just so we'd have enough space." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Oh yeah, Superman ? Well when you stop making snide allegations about my relationship with Robin then I'll stop saying things about you and that journalist you seem to have such a 'close' relationship with' From Today With Jerry Springer: Healing the Rifts in the JLA NT: A suitable date for the Red Tornado Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Jocasta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A suitable date for the Red Tornado Dorothy (and Toto) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A suitable date for the Red Tornado Whirlwind. You didn't say it had to be a traditional date. NT: A suitable date for Martian Manhunter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Elektra... (she's a skrull now, right?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A suitable date for Martian Manhunter. Dejah Thoris, Princess of Mars ... as long as she doesn't smoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Elektra... (she's a skrull now' date=' right?)[/quote'] WHAT????? Are you messing with me???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A suitable date for Martian Manhunter. April 15, 2007. Hey, one date is as good as another. NT: The last person Batman expected to be fixed up with for a blind date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The last person Batman expected to be fixed up with for a blind date. Alfred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat April 15, 2007. Hey, one date is as good as another. NT: The last person Batman expected to be fixed up with for a blind date. Bruce Wayne... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The last person Batman expected to be fixed up with for a blind date. Daredevil. NT: The last person Superman expected to be fixed up with for a blind date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The last person Superman expected to be fixed up with for a blind date. "Uh, hello there, Bizarro. Dammit Bruce, I'm gonna get you for this one." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Wonder Woman... he was expecting someone much worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The last person Superman expected to be fixed up with for a blind date. Fig Newton. Fig, get it? Fig, date... ah forget it. NT: Worst. College. Class. EVER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Fig Newton. Fig, get it? Fig, date... ah forget it. NT: Worst. College. Class. EVER. Animal Gynecology 201. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst. College. Class. EVER. Philosophy 101, when the professor walks in and says, "You can sell back your books on Aristotle, Descartes, and Locke. The only person we'll be discussing this term is Ayn Rand." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst. College. Class. EVER. "We were supposed to be discussing American History during the Industrial Revolution, but I've decided to retitle the class 'Ways My Ex-Wife is a Horrible, Soul-Sucking Hag'. Section one, the bedroom . . ." NT: Lois and Superman get married, and then get divorced. What does Lois get in the settlement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "We were supposed to be discussing American History during the Industrial Revolution, but I've decided to retitle the class 'Ways My Ex-Wife is a Horrible, Soul-Sucking Hag'. Section one, the bedroom . . ." NT: Lois and Superman get married, and then get divorced. What does Lois get in the settlement? Their apt. in Metropolis AND the Fortress of Solitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "We were supposed to be discussing American History during the Industrial Revolution, but I've decided to retitle the class 'Ways My Ex-Wife is a Horrible, Soul-Sucking Hag'. Section one, the bedroom . . ." NT: Lois and Superman get married, and then get divorced. What does Lois get in the settlement? The Spitcurl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "We were supposed to be discussing American History during the Industrial Revolution, but I've decided to retitle the class 'Ways My Ex-Wife is a Horrible, Soul-Sucking Hag'. Section one, the bedroom . . ." NT: Lois and Superman get married, and then get divorced. What does Lois get in the settlement? She gets the secret identity NT: What to give Lois and Superman as wedding gifts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What to give Lois and Superman as wedding gifts Kryptonite-lined diapers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A lead lined dress for Lois to stop Superman getting freebie looks all day A movie deal for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What to give Lois and Superman as wedding gifts Kryptonite condoms, to avoid the tragic consequences of Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex. How does Batman's profile for online dating read? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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