BoloOfEarth Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat How does Batman's profile for online dating read? Tall. VERY dark. Handsome. And kinda batty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat How does Batman's profile for online dating read? "Tall, dark, intense. Has a thing for wearing rubber suits. Loves toys and big cars." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Kryptonite condoms' date=' to avoid the tragic consequences of Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex. How does Batman's profile for online dating read? SWM, Dark, Intense, Good with kids(especially kids in tights), cool car NT: What Peter Parker gets Mary Jane for their wedding anniversary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Peter Parker gets Mary Jane for their wedding anniversary. Web lingerie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Peter Parker gets Mary Jane for their wedding anniversary. Several clones to be used when she is killed, maimed, or otherwise horribly screwed up by misogynistic Marvel editors who don't like the idea of Spider-man being married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A piano so they could imitate the bar scene from Spider-man 3 NT: Magneto's daydreams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amused Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Magneto's daydreams Magneto- "Xavier will be mine!... Er.. I mean... Down with humans!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Magneto's daydreams "Why. Ms Grey, I never realized you had a thing for wicked old men. And et tu, Kitty?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'So I appear in X-Men, Uncanny X-Men, New X-Men, Magneto and Magneto: Origins and Wolverine no longer exists' NT: Wonder Woman's daydreams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Wonder Woman's daydreams Where the Boys Aren't Someone waits for me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Superman... Batman...MMMMMMMM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Wonder Woman's daydreams "I'm a real warrior princess and can actually start killing people left and right . . . oooooooh . . ." NT: What Green Lantern does with his ring when nobody's looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Green Lantern does with his ring when nobody's looking. "How would I know? Nobody's looking, so I can't see it!" -- a pissed-off Guy Gardner (like there's any other kind) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Green Lantern does with his ring when nobody's looking. That's what Behind the Green Door is all about, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'm a real warrior princess and can actually start killing people left and right . . . oooooooh . . ." NT: What Green Lantern does with his ring when nobody's looking. Uses it to reach that spot that is juuuuust out of his reach NT: Unexpected uses for Wolverine's claws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Part-time work at an accounting office as document shredder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected uses for Wolverine's claws He goes from classroom to classroom, using his claws on the blackboard to get the students' attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected uses for Wolverine's claws "Please remember to tip your sushi chef. Trust me, you don't want to make him angry." NT: What Scott Summers will say the next time Jean Grey comes back to life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hi Jean, fancy a threesome ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Please remember to tip your sushi chef. Trust me, you don't want to make him angry." NT: What Scott Summers will say the next time Jean Grey comes back to life. "Yeah, sorry, it will never work. I'm not a necrophiliac." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Again?" NT: The worst two Champions Universe supers to have a kid together and actually have to raise him or her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The worst two Champions Universe supers to have a kid together and actually have to raise him or her. "Bulldozer and Sapphire have a kid? How did that even happen?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The worst two Champions Universe supers to have a kid together and actually have to raise him or her. Halfjack and the Mechanic. "Honey it's your turn to change our sons oil." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Firewing and Riptide. NT: Based on the book the Five people you'll meet in heaven, the five worst people you can meet on Earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Firewing and Riptide. NT: Based on the book the Five people you'll meet in heaven, the five worst people you can meet on Earth Osama bin Ladin, Donald Rumsfield, Barry Bonds, "PapaBear" Bill O'Reilly and Bubba, the cellmate who makes you his "special" friend in prison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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