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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

Kryptonite condoms' date=' to avoid the tragic consequences of Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex.

 

How does Batman's profile for online dating read?

 

SWM, Dark, Intense, Good with kids(especially kids in tights), cool car

 

NT: What Peter Parker gets Mary Jane for their wedding anniversary.

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"I'm a real warrior princess and can actually start killing people left and right . . . oooooooh . . ."

 

NT: What Green Lantern does with his ring when nobody's looking.

 

Uses it to reach that spot that is juuuuust out of his reach

 

NT: Unexpected uses for Wolverine's claws

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Firewing and Riptide.

 

NT: Based on the book the Five people you'll meet in heaven, the five worst people you can meet on Earth

 

 

Osama bin Ladin, Donald Rumsfield, Barry Bonds, "PapaBear" Bill O'Reilly and Bubba, the cellmate who makes you his "special" friend in prison.

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