Tim Posted September 16, 2007 Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Best way to get fired by DOJ. "I want to update CLOWN for 5th edition." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 16, 2007 Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hey, what about Fuzion?" NT: Ultimate Hero book that would never sell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 16, 2007 Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ultimate Hero book that would never sell "Did you ever notice the new Ultimate Secret Identity book is just a catalogue of eyeglasses?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 16, 2007 Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ultimate Hero book that would never sell The Ultimate Munchkin--the perfect toolkit for the powergamer in need of ideas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 16, 2007 Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I can't wait for the release of Ultimate Accountant!" NT: Tragic lightsaber accidents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Tragic lightsaber accidents "Yeah, I know I told you it would probably shave off those little wiry hairs and all, but wow, I didn't think you'd actually try it. Well, at least you'll get to explore your feminine side now." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Tragic lightsaber accidents "Here, let me turn on my flashlight..." *Vruummmm* *thunk* "Bob?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Annakin (Darth Vader) Skywalker tries to leap to the ground beside Obi-Wan and gets his legs and one arm cut off. (That was an accident. Something good in the Lucas script.....) NT: Ways to stop the Dallas Cowboys calling themselves America's favourite team or God's favourite team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amused Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to stop the Dallas Cowboys calling themselves America's favourite team or God's favourite team And God said, "I kind of like the Broncos myself" And it was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to stop the Dallas Cowboys calling themselves America's favourite team or God's favourite team Remind them that America's fans typically like winners--i.e., a team that call itself "God's favourite" should have won (or at least made an appearance in) the Super Bowl in the last 10 years... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Send them Terrell Owens... oh wait... NT: Real reason Galactus never ate the earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He thought of all the babes he then couldn't hit on like Marvel Girl, Wonder Woman, Psylocke, Invisible Girl, Storm, Shadowcat, Rogue, Zatanna, Black Canary, Mary Jane Watson, Scarlet Witch, Power Girl and Zealot to name but a few. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Real reason Galactus never ate the earth. He's very concerned about the fat content of the U.S. population. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Real reason Galactus never ate the earth. Do you realize what the salt content of the oceans are? He has to watch his sodium intake. NT: Why Brainiac is not the smartest entity in the DCU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat DUH ! He has no hot babe looking after him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why Brainiac is not the smartest entity in the DCU. He listened to Bill Gates about 640K of RAM being enough for anybody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why Brainiac is not the smartest entity in the DCU. He runs on Windows Vista. NT: What will Microsoft's *next* operating system do that pisses everybody off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What will Microsoft's *next* operating system do that pisses everybody off? They will require a monthly fee to use. And they will make you submit all music/pictues/videos for their approval before you can play them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It will block all porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What will Microsoft's *next* operating system do that pisses everybody off? Be a bloated, overdone piece of software that requires far too many resources for its own good and has significant security problems. You know, like every other operating system of theirs. NT: Something you wouldn't expect to find in Vista Service Pack 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Be a bloated, overdone piece of software that requires far too many resources for its own good and has significant security problems. You know, like every other operating system of theirs. NT: Something you wouldn't expect to find in Vista Service Pack 1. chocolately good cookies with tasty icing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Something you wouldn't expect to find in Vista Service Pack 1. A working operating system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Something you wouldn't expect to find in Vista Service Pack 1. Open Source software. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Psst, Basil, NT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Basil NTIngton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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