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NT: new sitcoms starring the X-Men

 

Two Guys, a Phoenix, and a Pizza Place. Cyclops and Wolverine leave the X-Men and try to live together with Jean Grey, who dies and resurrects every episode. Her rebirths are used to cook pizzas at their new restaurant, where wacky hijinks occur each week.

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NT: new sitcoms starring the X-Men

 

Eight Rules for Dating My ... uh ... Female Subordinate

 

Professor X: "I know what you're thinking, son. And I mean that in the literal sense."

 

Potential Jean Grey date: "Uh, ..."

 

Prof X: "You're wondering about the bald guy in the wheelchair who isn't her dad but acts like it and whether you can blow him off and get into Jean's pants tonight."

 

PJGD: ((gulp))

 

Prof X: "Hey, it's cool. If you bring her home alive, you're doing better than most of her dates."

 

 

NT: Reality Survivor-type venues that would never get shown on TV.

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NT: Subtle signs that the Chinese government is less friendly to us that we wanted to believe.

 

They look exactly like they do in real life right now.

 

NT: Subtle signs your GM is out for a T.P.K. must quicker than you anticipated.

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