death tribble Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Whichever of us got in control, one thing is for sure. No more Paris Hilton !! YAYYYY !!!!! NT: If graveidggers get upset when people use the expression 'Lost the plot' who else gets upset when you use other expressions in common parlance such as 'Moving the goalposts' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Just Say No" by the people of the planet Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "There's more than one way to skin a cat," to the Universal Sisterhood of Catgirls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "The blind leading the blind" to Matt Murdock's house of the blind NT: The ideal cast for Dancing with the Super Heroes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The ideal cast for Dancing with the Super Heroes? Why, Dazzler, of course. On the disco roller skates with the spangly outfit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The ideal cast for Dancing with the Super Heroes? Black Mamba, former exotic dancer and member of the Serpent Society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Voodoo from WildCATS NT: When ther'e something wierd in your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: When ther'e something wierd in your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call ? The rest of the gaming group. Who wouldn't want to be involved in looking into something genuinely weird in the neighborhood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "And I'd have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for those meddlin' kids!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: When ther'e something wierd in your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call ? If there's somethin' weird, in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? Homeowner's association! If the lawn is brown, or the paint ain't good, who you gonna call? Homeowner's association! NT: Signs your homeowner's association president has gone insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your homeowner's association president has gone insane. When one of the neighbors goes missing, instead of calling in the police, he calls in a van full of strangely dressed teenagers and their Great Dane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your homeowner's association president has gone insane. "Hey, who set my clothesline on fire?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You raise a point at a meeting and he condemns you to Death Sport NT: The worst job interviewer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The worst job interviewer "I've always felt that prostate health was important in order to be a good accountant. Bend over, please." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'm sorry, you've saved puppies and kittens from PETA, you won't lie for personal gain and you don't care much about money. I'm afraid you will not fit in in this Law Firm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The worst job interviewer "Good morning, I'm Dr. Moreau, and you've applied for our opening for a large-animal veterinary assistant? Yes. We'd like you to have a quick tour of our facilities, which will let us see some of your work-related skills at the same time. If you'd proceed through the door on the right, you'll be sent to the next phase of the interview." NT: Things you really weren't expecting to see in the course syllabus on the first day of class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Why yes I am the president of our homeowners association!" NT: How DC plans to kill all the New Gods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Good morning, I'm Dr. Moreau, and you've applied for our opening for a large-animal veterinary assistant? Yes. We'd like you to have a quick tour of our facilities, which will let us see some of your work-related skills at the same time. If you'd proceed through the door on the right, you'll be sent to the next phase of the interview." NT: Things you really weren't expecting to see in the course syllabus on the first day of class. Due first week: paper Due second week: six page paper due third week: five minute dance routine "Why yes I am the president of our homeowners association!" NT: How DC plans to kill all the New Gods. Old Age Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you really weren't expecting to see in the course syllabus on the first day of class. Dr. Jessica Alba, Professor of Physics, PhD., Harvard, 2004 NT: How DC plans to kill all the New Gods. Survivor: The New Gods. Losers don't just get voted off the island.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you really weren't expecting to see in the course syllabus on the first day of class. "Students who miss five classroom sessions will be ground down and used as dinner for the campus dining centers". NT: How DC plans to kill all the New Gods. Leprosy. NT: Michael Vick was just busted for having used pot while awaiting sentencing; name one thing stupider than that he could have done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Students who miss five classroom sessions will be ground down and used as dinner for the campus dining centers". Leprosy. NT: Michael Vick was just busted for having used pot while awaiting sentencing; name one thing stupider than that he could have done. Claim to have seen the light and swear that he would only back cockfights from now on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Michael Vick was just busted for having used pot while awaiting sentencing; name one thing stupider than that he could have done. Sharing heroin with a pit bull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "The Pot was to calm my nerves after hiding the bodies officer..." NT: What the Didio/Millar/Quesada DC Marvel Crossover will be called. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What the Didio/Millar/Quesada DC Marvel Crossover will be called. A giant steaming ****ing pile of *** **** with **** *** frosting and ********** sprinkles, with a ****ing side order of ****ing ****** in *******. Oh, you mean what to THEY call it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Civil Crisis on Infinite Wars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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