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NT: When ther'e something wierd in your neighbourhood,

Who you gonna call ?

 

If there's somethin' weird, in your neighborhood, who you gonna call?

Homeowner's association!

 

If the lawn is brown, or the paint ain't good, who you gonna call?

Homeowner's association!

 

 

NT: Signs your homeowner's association president has gone insane.

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NT: Signs your homeowner's association president has gone insane.

 

When one of the neighbors goes missing, instead of calling in the police, he calls in a van full of strangely dressed teenagers and their Great Dane.

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NT: The worst job interviewer

 

"Good morning, I'm Dr. Moreau, and you've applied for our opening for a large-animal veterinary assistant? Yes. We'd like you to have a quick tour of our facilities, which will let us see some of your work-related skills at the same time. If you'd proceed through the door on the right, you'll be sent to the next phase of the interview."

 

NT: Things you really weren't expecting to see in the course syllabus on the first day of class.

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"Good morning, I'm Dr. Moreau, and you've applied for our opening for a large-animal veterinary assistant? Yes. We'd like you to have a quick tour of our facilities, which will let us see some of your work-related skills at the same time. If you'd proceed through the door on the right, you'll be sent to the next phase of the interview."

 

NT: Things you really weren't expecting to see in the course syllabus on the first day of class.

 

Due first week: paper

Due second week: six page paper

due third week: five minute dance routine

 

"Why yes I am the president of our homeowners association!"

 

 

 

 

 

NT: How DC plans to kill all the New Gods.

 

 

Old Age

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NT: Things you really weren't expecting to see in the course syllabus on the first day of class.

 

Dr. Jessica Alba, Professor of Physics, PhD., Harvard, 2004

 

NT: How DC plans to kill all the New Gods.

 

Survivor: The New Gods. Losers don't just get voted off the island....

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NT: Things you really weren't expecting to see in the course syllabus on the first day of class.

 

"Students who miss five classroom sessions will be ground down and used as dinner for the campus dining centers".

 

NT: How DC plans to kill all the New Gods.

 

Leprosy.

 

NT: Michael Vick was just busted for having used pot while awaiting sentencing; name one thing stupider than that he could have done.

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"Students who miss five classroom sessions will be ground down and used as dinner for the campus dining centers".

 

 

 

Leprosy.

 

NT: Michael Vick was just busted for having used pot while awaiting sentencing; name one thing stupider than that he could have done.

 

Claim to have seen the light and swear that he would only back cockfights from now on.

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