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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

"I am personally responsible for 85% of the divorces in the Marvel Universe."

 

NT: Signs that yours is the next top-ranked College Football team to get their tails kicked in by a third-rate school whose players actually bother with classes and exams.

 

Game is being played on XBox

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Game is being played on XBox

 

:confused: Xbox players attend class? When did that start?

 

NT: Signs that yours is the next top-ranked College Football team to get their tails kicked in by a third-rate school whose players actually bother with classes and exams.

 

"Coach? Hey, we got problems. The judge over in Bordello County is an alum of our opponent tomorrow, and this being 11:20 Friday night and all, he won't hold bail hearings for all the guys in our #1 and #2 offense until Monday morning."

 

NT: Signs the other team's all-star linebacker is a werewolf.

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NT: Bad things that happen when the local superheroes group is dissatisfied and want a new contract.

 

"We're going on strike until such time as the Mayor agrees to a renegotiation of our contract with the city. Until then, we've arranged for CLOWN to cover all city emergencies."

 

New Topic: Ill-conceived supervillain product endorsements.

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"We're going on strike until such time as the Mayor agrees to a renegotiation of our contract with the city. Until then, we've arranged for CLOWN to cover all city emergencies."

 

New Topic: Ill-conceived supervillain product endorsements.

 

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"Use Dr. Doom's Medicated Drying Powder. When you think of crotch sweat' date=' think of Doom."[/quote']

 

I'ld have thought Doom would have been making enough money from the adult diaper endorsement. After all, enough people need them when they hear Doom is en route.

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NT: Products or product endorsements that upset Superheroes

 

"Now, from Toyco, our new Cuddly Batman! See his squishy batarangs and adorable smile. Pull the string and hear him talk!

 

'I wuv justice'.

 

'I am the night, and the night wuvs you!'

 

'Oh, no. That mean Joker needs to play nice!'"

 

NT: Toys you would expect to find in a superhero's closet.

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