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NGD Scenes from a Hat


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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

"Now, from Toyco, our new Cuddly Batman! See his squishy batarangs and adorable smile. Pull the string and hear him talk!

 

'I wuv justice'.

 

'I am the night, and the night wuvs you!'

 

'Oh, no. That mean Joker needs to play nice!'"

 

NT: Toys you would expect to find in a superhero's closet.

"Clark? Is this your Cuddly Batman toy?"

"Lois! I er..."

"And Nightwing Underoos?"

"Not underoos, and that was your surprise for our anniversary."

"Oh...and this...wow."

"The best Kryptonian "adult pleasure" toys available."

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

"Now, from Toyco, our new Cuddly Batman! See his squishy batarangs and adorable smile. Pull the string and hear him talk!

 

'I wuv justice'.

 

'I am the night, and the night wuvs you!'

 

'Oh, no. That mean Joker needs to play nice!'"

 

NT: Toys you would expect to find in a superhero's closet.

 

 

Lots and lots of action figures so they can practice and strategize

 

NT: World's Worst Super Hero Butler

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Woosters. Butlers are served by waiters dressed up as English Gentlemen

 

NT: Gadzooks ! There is a distinct absence of ! We must ___________________ !

 

There is a distinct absence of Jessica Alba! We must cram into skin tight spandex and creme the fanboy nation!!!!

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NT: things you really don't want to hear while be rescued by a superhero...

 

"I can't believe he/she left me and took the kids... god, if he/she were here I'd probably snap her/him in half like a ...hey, you remind me of her/him"

 

NT: Email Spam that would startle and surprise you

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