AliceTheOwl Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Cartoon Characters that didn't make the cut. The Feminazi. NT: The worst lie you've ever heard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Personality goes a long way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The worst lie you've ever heard It doesn't matter if your teacher/boss doesn't like you or not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The worst lie you've ever heard "I do." NT: The least desirable magical treasures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The least desirable magical treasuresThe Nutsack of Cuddling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The least desirable magical treasures Flaming Vibrator +4, Holy Avenger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Codpiece of Holding. NT: Signs your child's kindergarten teacher is out of her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Ahm heah to POMP your cheeldrun up!" *best if she's built like Holly Hunter.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Personally, I think draconian measures, like forcing children to learn to read hurts their self esteem...Billy, why don't you stop stabbing Joseph with the pencil, it's not taking him to his happy place...Where was I? Oh yes, structure and discipline are out-moded methods of repression, we want children to feel free to dare here at school. Oh, and here's your son's underpants." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Clothing is just a restriction of a child's ability to espress themselves. That's why no clothing will be worn in the classroom" NT: Not a good day to appear on TV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Not a good day to appear on TV "We're secretly replacing this man's regular coffee with new Folger's Meth Crystals. Let's see if he notices ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hey honey! Look! You're going to be on the Operation when you go in for that penis reduction surgery!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'And now on 'Things they shouldn't do !' we go live to see Martin Graham knocking off his secretarybehind his wife's back !' Meanwhile nearby 'See Tony, isn't that Graham character actually Stevie 'The Weasel' Neighburgh who testified at Morrie's trial and went into the witness protection program ?' 'It is. And I know that house. Let's get him !' NT: Whacky things you don't want to know about your grandparents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Whacky things you don't want to know about your grandparents "Your grandpa used to play in Frank Sinatra's back up band. At least, until he messed up the hit on Jimmy the Fish." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Did you know your grandparents were pioneers in BDSM?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Whacky things you don't want to know about your grandparents And so it finally came out, after months of therapy, that little Jimmy had seen his Papa and Nana frolicking about the may pole on that hot summer's night, naked for all the world to see except for flowers woven in their hair...all their hair. NT: Bad epitaphs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad epitaphs. "His last words were, 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! What the f*%(!'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad epitaphs. "Did you make sure I was dead, and not simply asleep?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad epitaphs. I am Immortal ! NT: Things you don't see every day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you don't see every day Thankfully. AngryBug 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you don't see every day My family. Thankfully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat George W. Bush saying something intelligent in public. NT: Signs the President is having a bad day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the President is having a bad day. "Karl? Dick? What do you mean I'm really in charge now?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the President is having a bad day. "Secretary? Get me the world map, the dartboard, the darts, and the big red phone. McDonald's messed up my order again, and someone's gotta pay!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "That's it, no more canned audiences! I am taking my Social Security plan to the people!" NT: Bad Athlete Names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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