Guest Skaramine Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "That's it, no more canned audiences! I am taking my Social Security plan to the people!" NT: Bad Athlete Names. Pierce "Amphalong" Dicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "That's it, no more canned audiences! I am taking my Social Security plan to the people!" NT: Bad Athlete Names. "And here comes Roy D. Vane, our newest shortstop, who's already being questioned about possible drug use for some reason..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad Athlete Names. Mike Tyson. What? Since Hermit slipped one in before I got mine in... NT: When clowns go bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: When clowns go bad. "You! You in the third row of the audiance, you telling us the 'small car' routine has been done to death huh? FINE, we'll show you a new trick. Grab him boys, I'm going to shove this little car right up his...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Too bad for those kids that they don't know those baloons are filled with hydrogen. I'll just slip out before they bring in the birthday cake...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "So, Mary Tyler Moore, or Mary if I may just call you that, you thought the Chuckles the Clown episode was funny, eh? Well here comes a little accident your way, we'll be sure to have plenty of laughs..." NT: Bad ways to ask for a raise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad ways to ask for a raise. "Maybe if you paid me more money, I wouldn't have to keep stealing company supplies to take home..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You'd better raise my pay, boss. Explosives do horrible things to office buildings." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You'd better raise my pay' date=' boss. Explosives do horrible things to office buildings."[/quote'] "Don't swallow the gun oil and you'll be fine. Now... nod if you're going to give me my raise..." NT: Your favorite "No Talent Celebrity Tag" persona. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your favorite "No Talent Celebrity Tag" persona. "Hi! I'm Madonna!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your favorite "No Talent Celebrity Tag" persona. Jeff Goldblum! It's gotta be a great movie. Look at all the blockbusters he's done in the past! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat All right, we got Yahoo Serious on this show! NT: Things said just before great disasters of the past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat All right, we got Yahoo Serious on this show! NT: Things said just before great disasters of the past. "This Titanic cruise SUCKS! No ice in my drink... can I get a little ice here? HEY!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "New to San Francisco? Let me take you to my place. I swear I'll make you feel the earth move!" zornwil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Tungaska! What the heck type of vacation is this!? I want a light show!" NT: How to make a not so good first impression Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How to make a not so good first impression "Amy? I'm Fred, your blind date. Do you mind if I tear off all your clothing and stick a baton up your ****?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How to make a not so good first impression "Hobbies? Well, yes, I am a gamer... you know, Role Playing games? *Sigh* "Yes, like D&D..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Why yes, this is a La Blue Girl T-shirt. Why do you ask?" NT: Signs your pastor is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Why yes' date=' this is a [i']La Blue Girl[/i] T-shirt. Why do you ask?" NT: Signs your pastor is out of his mind. "This is the blood of Jesus." SPUTTER "What the fcuk?" "Okay, Jesus the gardener..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your pastor is out of his mind. "Now, you might notice that the lovely volunteers passing around the collection plate are armed with fully automatic submachine guns... That's nothing to be worried about, just think of it as the Lord's way of saying 'Give 'til it hurts'... " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Today we're going to be reading from the book of Beuford." NT: Sings that you're significant other is sneaking around on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Sings that you're significant other is sneaking around on you. "What are these, harry?" "Panties." "And these?" "Tampons." "I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE GAY!" aylwin13 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The ninja outfit in the wash every week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Sings that you're significant other is sneaking around on you. Honey, what do you mean all of your clothes are torn? NT: Bad High School Sports teams Nicknames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Honey, what do you mean all of your clothes are torn? NT: Bad High School Sports teams Nicknames A:The Trojans! (ribbed for her pleasure) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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