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"That's it, no more canned audiences! I am taking my Social Security plan to the people!"

 

 

 

 

NT: Bad Athlete Names.

Pierce "Amphalong" Dicks.

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"That's it, no more canned audiences! I am taking my Social Security plan to the people!"

 

 

 

 

NT: Bad Athlete Names.

 

"And here comes Roy D. Vane, our newest shortstop, who's already being questioned about possible drug use for some reason..."

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NT: When clowns go bad.

 

"You! You in the third row of the audiance, you telling us the 'small car' routine has been done to death huh? FINE, we'll show you a new trick. Grab him boys, I'm going to shove this little car right up his...."

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"So, Mary Tyler Moore, or Mary if I may just call you that, you thought the Chuckles the Clown episode was funny, eh? Well here comes a little accident your way, we'll be sure to have plenty of laughs..."

 

NT: Bad ways to ask for a raise.

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"You'd better raise my pay' date=' boss. Explosives do horrible things to office buildings."[/quote']

"Don't swallow the gun oil and you'll be fine. Now... nod if you're going to give me my raise..."

 

NT: Your favorite "No Talent Celebrity Tag" persona.

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All right, we got Yahoo Serious on this show!

 

NT: Things said just before great disasters of the past.

 

"This Titanic cruise SUCKS! No ice in my drink... can I get a little ice here? HEY!"

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'Why yes' date=' this is a [i']La Blue Girl[/i] T-shirt. Why do you ask?"

 

NT: Signs your pastor is out of his mind.

"This is the blood of Jesus."

 

SPUTTER "What the fcuk?"

 

"Okay, Jesus the gardener..."

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NT: Signs your pastor is out of his mind.

"Now, you might notice that the lovely volunteers passing around the collection plate are armed with fully automatic submachine guns...

That's nothing to be worried about, just think of it as the Lord's way of saying 'Give 'til it hurts'... "

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NT: Sings that you're significant other is sneaking around on you.

 

 

Honey, what do you mean all of your clothes are torn?

 

NT: Bad High School Sports teams Nicknames

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