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Necktie? Check. Wallet? Check. PDA? Check. Lubricant and condom? Check. Penecillin shot? Check.

 

NT: Signs your attorney is out of his mind.

 

When I approach the bench and start a ruckus, you dive thru the window and run.

 

NT: Excedrin headache #...

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Excedrin headache #1911 - firing your .45 in a tunnel rat operating and blowing out your eardrum.

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Excedrin headache #42: You suddenly realize that you know the Answer to the Ultimate Question, and it's a really silly answer.

 

NT: Signs your college roommate is WAY too much into Star Trek.

 

A: "hey Harold, since when does our door swish?

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NT: Signs your college roommate is WAY too much into Star Trek.

 

"Will you quit it with the 'set phasers to stun' already?"

 

NT: Alternate endings to classic episodes of The Twilight Zone.

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"Will you quit it with the 'set phasers to stun' already?"

 

NT: Alternate endings to classic episodes of The Twilight Zone.

 

Burgese Meridith actually gets to read all those books.

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Those three tankers actually get the tank to Little Bighorn and we see Custer hanging off the Ma-Deuce in the gunner's cuppola, hosing down Sitting Bull's forces.

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A: Why you wanna go and make me so constipated?

Eating all that brocolli you know, bets me frustated

so I sit, and I grunt, and I push and I groan...

 

(feel free to blame this one on Slim... he does this to songs all the time)

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NT: Rewrites to popular lyrics

(My Persona Mockery of Achey Breaky Heart)

 

Dont Smell my fart

My ranky stanky fart

I just do think you'd like the smell

and if you smell my fart

my ranky stanky fart

you might just puke like hell

 

NT: Episodes of Classic Cartoont series they didnt let us see.

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Wonder Woman teaches Wendy why Paradise Island is so named...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

uhm, I'll be in my bunk.

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Robin discovers the joys of Wonder Woman's magic lasso.

 

NT: Least Popular Novelty Boxer Shorts.

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