Tim Posted April 17, 2005 Report Share Posted April 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Least Popular Novelty Boxer Shorts. The Ben-Gay Auto lubing Boxers. NT: Odd food to put between two slices of bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 17, 2005 Report Share Posted April 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Odd food to put between two slices of bread. Two more slices of bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 17, 2005 Report Share Posted April 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat For Jane Badler: Marc Singer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Mayo clinic NT: snappy comebacks to 'Flash, Flash I love you but we only have 14 hours to save the Earth' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Show some confidence, baby! What makes you think i can't do it in 13 hours? Come here!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Mayo clinic NT: snappy comebacks to 'Flash, Flash I love you but we only have 14 hours to save the Earth' "But ... the Friends marathon is starting!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "But the fiber just kicked in. Doctor Zarkoff, give me some reading material." "A Brief History of Time?" "READING MATERIAL! Not a pocket book! Jordan, Mitchner or longer, asshole!" NT: Speculation on how The Wheel of Time will end... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'd like to buy a vowel." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Speculation on how The Wheel of Time will end... Rand will realize running around feeling sorry for himself is boring, and will actually start doing something. All the other characters will realize that once Rand starts taking a proactive stance, all their power means nothing, and will finally listen to someone besides their own egos. Oh, wait, these are supposed to be funny...... Rand will go into the final battle wielding the magic sword he captured, only to face a foe in black armor, wielding a sword of red light, who tries to tell Rand that he is really Rand's father..... death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Speculation on how The Wheel of Time will end... Robert Jordan: I've been writign this crap for how many years???? NT: Things that go BUMP in the night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Robert Jordan: I've been writign this crap for how many years???? NT: Things that go BUMP in the night Mightybec and a herd of sheep in the attic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Damn low doorways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ryoko falling off the beam after drinking too much sake. "OW!" NT: Signs your daughter is secretly a magical girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your daughter is secretly a magical girl The little pink sparkles she leaves EVERYWHERE she goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your daughter is secretly a magical girl Honey, why are there pink dust bunnies following you around and calling you Princess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu King Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Of course youre naturally blond and Japanese! What girl today isn't?(Giant sweat-bead forms) NT: Today's Signs of the Apocalypse, from Hollywood... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The emasculation of Ice Cube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Baldwin Brothers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat And the winner for best actress....Paris Hilton! NT: Signs you got the wrong cellular service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "What? This? It's the new free phone from my cellular service. Yes, all eight legs are bored through my skull and are directly stabbed into my brain. But now, it's totally hands free. I can drive and talk in Chicago!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The only people you can reach on your phone are Li Syaoran, Tomoyo Diadouji, and some hyperactive plush thingie who hates his name because he's always being mistaken for a frog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat People keep ringing you up wanting you to do obscene things to them with fresh fruit and vegetables. NT: When your slightly weird friend rules the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: When your slightly weird friend rules the world. Bob's ruling the world? Great, now we're going to have budget expenditures for searching for the Loch Ness monster, bigfoot, and a girl who'll actually go out with Bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat What do you mean there's a Tentacle Porn network? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Waitaminnit?!?! I'm ruling the world? I'M MY STRANGE FRIEND?!??! Oh this blows!.... wait...I RULE THE WORLD!! NT: Signs your life didn't turn out like you planned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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