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"But the fiber just kicked in. Doctor Zarkoff, give me some reading material."

"A Brief History of Time?"

"READING MATERIAL! Not a pocket book! Jordan, Mitchner or longer, asshole!"

 

NT: Speculation on how The Wheel of Time will end...

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NT: Speculation on how The Wheel of Time will end...

Rand will realize running around feeling sorry for himself is boring, and will actually start doing something. All the other characters will realize that once Rand starts taking a proactive stance, all their power means nothing, and will finally listen to someone besides their own egos.

 

Oh, wait, these are supposed to be funny......

 

Rand will go into the final battle wielding the magic sword he captured, only to face a foe in black armor, wielding a sword of red light, who tries to tell Rand that he is really Rand's father.....

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NT: Speculation on how The Wheel of Time will end...

 

Robert Jordan: I've been writign this crap for how many years????

 

NT: Things that go BUMP in the night

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Robert Jordan: I've been writign this crap for how many years????

 

NT: Things that go BUMP in the night

Mightybec and a herd of sheep in the attic.

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"What? This? It's the new free phone from my cellular service. Yes, all eight legs are bored through my skull and are directly stabbed into my brain. But now, it's totally hands free. I can drive and talk in Chicago!"

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NT: When your slightly weird friend rules the world.

Bob's ruling the world? Great, now we're going to have budget expenditures for searching for the Loch Ness monster, bigfoot, and a girl who'll actually go out with Bob.

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